Christopher Decker

The most amazing guy anyone will ever meet. He is sweet, loving, kind, amazing, and will take care of you when you're sick. He makes you smile whenever you're upset or need some cheering up. He'll make you one of the happiest people in the world.

I love you Christopher Decker. You are the most amazing guy in the world.

Me: You guys see that really cute guy?
Friend: You mean Christopher Decker?
Me: Yeah, him and I are together. :)

by Hidoroki'sGirlForever November 10, 2012

Dry Dock

dry dock is new slang for a blow job, cause you didn't get in the water you just stayed near the water.

"dude, i stayed late and she showed up, we went around back and i got me some dry dock!"

by Oz Tommly July 10, 2009

upper decker

Besides the common definition... A behemoth, often coiling, mass of stool that grows and grows until finally reaching above the water level of a toilet bowl. Known to be associated with binge eating. Kind of like one of those underwater volcanoes that breaks the ocean surface.

I had the munchies so bad all weekend, btw do you have a plunger I took an upper decker in your shitter and it's backed up.

by evangelicalathiest April 22, 2011

super upper deck

When you shit in the tank of a toilet bowl and and take the chain off the hook so the person has to put his/her hand in there to flush, Hence getting there hand covered in shit.

Hey I left and super upper deck in Tom's bathroom.

by Big Johnny boy August 6, 2006

dry dock

The act of defecating and ensuring some of the excrement remains on the dry section of the toilet bowl, requiring extreme effort for removal — and ensuring the stench is unbearable. The best results are usually achieved in a crouch or reverse crouch stance.

To get back at Blimmer, I went into K Lo's washroom in the afternoon and unloaded. I made sure to dry dock it too!

by Phineas Taylor Barracus January 6, 2005

space dock

When a frozen shit is inserted into a womans vagina

I space docked sally last nite

by duggy December 12, 2007

triple decker

any employee taking a 3 week unaurhorized vacation and still having a job when he returns.

Carl pulled a triple Decker on his boss Troy

by H Bizzle January 4, 2008