Dirty Curty

A person that looks for a bar that serves the last shot in a bottle of booze for free. He then proceeds to order that type of booze even if he hates it, thus drinking all night for free and getting black out drunk.

"Man last night I went to this dive bar and got Dirty Curty on all their next to empty bottles of liquor." After that I don't remember shit!

by The real DC August 21, 2012

Crusty Eisenhower

When you take a peice of bread, you smother that bitch in strawberry jam (preferably Shmukers), u gently rubadubdub tht shit all ova your obese neighbor while they are watchin "Earnest goes to school". the following morning at percisly 8:47 am you will take your pre-rinced kitten to the gynocolgists, on the way home you stop by ol crusty philips bar and grill on interstate 7, to buy some wicked shmackles to bring home. when arriving home you find your obese neighbor and give em the ol rank spank before their mother comes home because she is still at night school. you then take the shmakles, tighten them around your elbows and hook the other end to a nitrogen tank. more expirenced users may use iteams like the optional ice cubes or waterbuffalo

ima pulvarize you when i get home, were gunna hit the old crusty eisenhower.

by SnacPakboy69 April 25, 2012

custy

A dirty bum with a long shaggy beard, and pushes a shopping cart around the street. This bum is also a drug adict.

That custy stole my sandwich.

by Andrew Moore August 30, 2003

custy

ugly - custy courtice bitties who think they "run shit".
this goes the same with dirty oshawa faggots who say "STAY OUTA MA PIT BITCHES, I RUN SHIT"

ex. custy, ugly bitties; look up the word bittie for references.

ex.'a sketchy girl'
'a heroine addict'

by h0lla4ad0lla January 2, 2008

Crusty Fishhook

When you put one or more fingers up a girls pussy which is dry and crusty, and hook your finger resembling a fishhook and take it out and put the crusty shit in your mouth

Before i fucked her i gave her a Crusty Fishhook and i almost threw up when i put my finger in my mouth!

by Yankit101 June 23, 2009

crusty

someone with dreadlocks.
Resembling Krusty the clown.

Look at all those fucking crustys on the news givin out about nothin. Fucking tree huggers I wish theyd all piss off.

by womoma April 15, 2005

Crusty

a female that you would never want to have sex with or have any type of sexual interactions with... The type of girl that its not even okay to hook up when you are wasted.

Ewww, that bitch is so crusty.

by mr.mjcyee September 12, 2010