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crunkumentary

Main Entry: crunk*u*men*ta*ry
Pronunciation: "crun-Q-men-tah-ree"
Function: noun
1: a depiction or memorandum, usually in form of digital pictures or video (often on a cellular phone), of a night's debauchery, esp. in cases of underage drinking.

2: any attempt to preserve a night's occurences while the participants are crunked or inebriated
The Monday after spring break resumed, everyone gathered around John's cellphone to watch his crunkumentary videos.

When Tom checked his voicemail, he found Carly had left a 15 minute crunkumentary
by Rpanda April 24, 2006
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crunt pig

A word of affection usually given to a man or boy in some areas of the south west of england
by Harry Bell June 1, 2007
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crunchy lips

When a woman's vagina is really gross and has crusted over with a mixture of cum and vagina sweat it is usually a dark brownish black color
Damn, I walked in in your grandma changing, that bitch got some crunchy lips.
by J-menace October 20, 2013
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Crunch

Another meaning for Cocaine. Or can be the action of doing cocaine. You can call your friend whoever does the most Crunchie Christ.
Got any crunch bro?
I'm trying to get crunched the fuck out tonight.
Line up a couple gaggers of some crunch
Got a jawn of crunch?
by Glology November 13, 2017
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Crungy

A mom who is a combo of Crunchy and Cringy at the same time. Beyond a granola mom. Beyond a Crunchy mom.
Do you eat your womb wax? Do you encapsulate your baby's ambilical cord? #crungy

"Susan licked her baby's cradle cap for the health benefits - so crungy! “
by Kosher Granola April 3, 2019
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Chronic Crunch

The media movement that promotes the legalisation of marijuana on the basis that too much tax dollar is being lost on both the implementation of anti marijuana laws and the public spend on marijuana.

The name was coined as the media movement tries to use the financial problems of the credit crunch as leverage to legalise marijuana on financial grounds...
Did you read the article on Digg about California spending 7bn per year on Dope?

Man that's Chronic Crunch reporting...
by jacK of Kats March 20, 2009
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Clam Crunching

slang for the sexual act of two or more females bumping their vaginas together in a violent, scissoring fashion
Guy: "Danielle, how was your clam crunching upstairs?"
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."
by Nody Cowlin May 9, 2011
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