Frosty Crotch

The medical condition that results from using a redneck air conditioner for too long.

Symptoms include:

Shivering
Severe agitation
An impatience to arrive at the destination
A temporary hatred for the car's owner

Generally, this condition comes around when riding in a friend's car, and they have assorted junk, change, and trinkets stuffed in all the cupholders except their own.

This condition is known to affect men more than women.

"Jerry for the love of all that is right in this world, clear out your cupholders! This milkshake is giving me frosty crotch!"

by The Irish God April 13, 2010

cold crotched

When a girl doesn't want to get laid you've been cold crotched

When Mark didn't clean the snow off the truck for Lucy knowing she could reach, she cold crotched him.

by Coldcrotch December 8, 2019

Fire crotch

A common slur used against gingers to describe their pubic hair.

Person A (ginger) : “whats up (Person B’s name)”
Person B “what’s up fire crotch”

by Shrek69lover January 5, 2022

crotch hit

The act of smacking another female in the crotch out of drunken lesbian intent.

Whoa, I was just crotch hit by Martina Navratilova!

by Cooter Counts December 22, 2009

Crotch bacon

Bacon from the genital region.

I could sure go for some crotch bacon with my fallopian eggs.

by Theurbanpalmal February 16, 2020

Crotch Weasel

A person who is so horny that they seem to hover over any crotch that they can get. They often are very pushy about getting laid and have probably had many partners along with diseases.

Guy#1: Dude! That Tiffany firl hust walked up to Dave and asked if he wanted to fuck.
Guy # 2: She just did that yesterday with Tom! She's such a crotch weasel!

by TheDarkDjinn August 22, 2017

hobo crotch

When a woman's pussy smells like straight up rank-ass dead fish

Hey man do you smell that?

Yeah dude, its Megan's nasty hobo crotch! It smells like week dead fish bro.

by Harry "Big" Johnson May 22, 2011