by Names4Balls December 23, 2018
by MC Beer Truck June 05, 2011
When someone's genitals should be visible, but are deliberately omitted from the drawing, often to keep it safe for work.
*States at featureless crotch for five minutes.*
by Victorio115 January 21, 2020
Ex. Jon: my cock is fire red, it burns.
. Abby: you got crotch rage, you've been using too much tapatio when we have sex.
. Abby: you got crotch rage, you've been using too much tapatio when we have sex.
by unicornkillertoyota April 13, 2014
by Str8sexychk May 05, 2023
A very special, dark place where 2 worlds converge... Concrete Driveway and crawl space drainage. Jock strap optional.
by Farmdog1996 December 24, 2018
A cell phone accidentally dialing a number while in the front pocket of pants; similar to the 'butt call'; usually occurs in men's pants unless they're wearing skinny jeans; often accompanied with the sounds of jingling keys or coins.
Either he's speaking an alien clicking language or he just crotch called me walking with keys in his pocket.
by buddhaquaker April 04, 2017