Curry Crotch

When a person (probably Indian) eats large quantities of curry so frequently that their cum begins to taste like it. This also leads to a spicy stench of the general crotch area hence, curry crotch.

Chad: “Hey man, did you hook up with Anushka at that party last weekend?”
Brad: “Yeah bro, but I regret it! She got that curry crotch going on!”
Chad: “Gross! well I hope you brought a bowl of rice to mix with it!”

by Blackdaddy69! September 2, 2019

Cheese Crotch

A crotch cheesier than an order of nachos from 7/11 and smells equivalent to a baseball stadium filled with parmesan.

"Yo did you get laid last night?"
"No bro, she had a cheese crotch."
"Ew. The worst."
"Yeah it was nasty, like extra cheddar."

by Crotch cheesier than nachos July 29, 2016

crotch curtain

Also known as a human fanny pack, it is when your stomach gets so big that it covers your privates.

Mike: Hey Carl, look at that fat guy in his personal scooter.
Carl: Damn, he has a huge crotch curtain!
Mike: Yeah. Just like every other person that rides a scooter in Disney World

by El Jayzus September 6, 2016

Vomit Crotch

What your crotch smells like after receiving oral from a drunk hooker who couldn't hold it down.

I picked up a drunk hooker, but she threw up while giving me head. Now I have vomit crotch.

by Omgwtfbbq2008 March 7, 2019

crotch snorkle

Simulated oral sex. Or any public head to groin action. Coined by Ryan Seacrest in regards to Adam Lambert's AMA performance.

Also see: Pink's 2004 Billboard Awards performance
and Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa on Dancing with the Stars.

1. "Man, he knocked Tom Brady on his ass!"

"Yeah, it was a great sack, except for the part where he totally crotch snorkled the dude."

2. No Madonna performance is complete without a requisite crotch snorkle from the dancers.

by auseyre December 6, 2009

Crotch Wrinkle

Noun. When the moose knuckle has a camel toe, or the roll of material between the gargantuan labia and a hoes thigh.

Adjective. Used to describe an oblivious and obvious moron.

“Did you see the crotch winkle on that fat bitch? I could spit fuck that all day long!”

“Bruh, you’re about as subtle as a crotch wrinkle!”

by rvrgrl March 21, 2019

gouda crotch

When ones groin area sweats to the point of smelling cheesy.

After my 3 mile jog, the waft of my walk shared my Gouda crotch with all.

by Wise Beat April 14, 2017