vagina cream

Literally the cream on your fucking vagina

O did you get the Vagina cream?

by poopyhead696969 January 24, 2020

Sad Cream

This act happens when you ejaculate to very low quality porn involving morbidly obese women.

The night after Jason lost his job he experienced a sad cream.

by _Einherjar March 11, 2021

ice cream

A gift bestowed upon us mortals by the almighty God. It is the sole reason for existence on this earth.

Grandma: okay kids, what treat do you want?

Kids: ICE CREAM BIATCH!

by someneatstuff July 26, 2020

Proscenium Cream

The rush of adrenaline and or endorphines from performing a show on stage

"Oh how i long for that Proscenium Cream"

"4 months of work just for that sweet sweet bit of proscenium cream"

by Thicc lord 4000 August 18, 2023

Cream Day

Cream days often occur on Sundays but can take place on any day of the week. Switching sensible milk in coffee for decadent cream at the start of the day signifies that this will be an indulgent day. Cream day activities inckue eating delicious foods, day drinking, and any manner of fun that you enjoy at your most basic level. Cream days can be dangerous beasts and often lead to hangover Mondays.

Cream day! It's a cream day.

by JimboJango July 17, 2018

Free Cream

Cream for distribution from the sac of the willing bartered for the cost of nothing.

Free cream for all. Merry Christmas -Dad

by Punkstallionfms January 11, 2020

cream puffer

1. noun one who is a fit less-than-middle-aged white man who is speedwalking
2. verb the act of cream puffing
3. noun a parent that coddles their children into becoming cream puffs

KD: You cream puffer!
LV: Excuse me?

by TheRealCreamPuffer July 14, 2018