Classified Baby

A new GI Joe collector who only collects the GI Joe Classified line. And knows none of the history or mythos of GI Joe prior to 2020. Yet acts as if they do.

That guys just said Glenda killed the Dragonfly Haslab. Then proceeded to explain in detail on his sh!tty YouTube channel how he has no idea why scarlett is colored blue... He's acting like a real Classified Baby.

Or
He's been complaining about all the reuse of parts for new figures, and acting like Hasbro has never done this, and they are cheap, and it's going to kill the line. Someone should tell that Classified Baby about the original wave in 1982...

by Mr. Big fish 69 July 17, 2023

classic female experience

never being able to cum

"joel was talking to his wife (female) (thai) about her classic female experience when he had an idea about fixing it. His wife (female) (thai) knew nothing could be done about his erectile dysfunction"

by number1joelhater July 19, 2024

Classic Romeo

This (Full name: Classic Shakespearean Romeo) interpretation often follows the Shakespearean Tragedy as a guide, and as a result, most of the actors who did this interpretation often falls flat and outright boring. Those who nailed this, well... IDK. I've never seen actors who nailed this interpretation, as I think it's far harder to portray than its counterpart, Dark Romeo.

(To be honest with you reader, I hate Classic Romeo.)

Dyl: Do you like Romeo in Romeo and Juliet?
Phyl: Yes, but not the one in the Shakespearean Play. It's a Classic Romeo, and it never fails to give me the worst kind of cringe ever known to man.

by Some Guy in the Tavern September 9, 2023

classic asshole edward

-rude
-rush people
-no respect for boundaries
-cheater

"Bro my girl just cheated on me"
"Shes a classic asshole edward"

by z0mb1fl3d September 30, 2023

Classic Cyrill

When you suddenly feel like your Brain just stopped working and you feel like you fell on your head.

I just had 7 lessens of French class, I feel so classic Cyrill.

by DennisBro October 25, 2023

classic imo

when a person is showing care and empathy for a fellow human being.

"I was really upset this whole week, but then Joe called me. He's a classic imo."

by cheaksting December 14, 2023

Classic Beartrap

A phrase used for when someone does something stupid or falls into a “trap”

“He told me it was fancy dress but no one else is dressed up”
“Classic Beartrap”

by Akkadia December 31, 2023