A cancer-giving device that has a long, cylindrical shaft, which you wrap your lips around and suck on. A penis generally has a long, cylindrical shaft as well. Interesting...
Male smokers are homosexuals in disquise. Quit smoking cigarettes, you become the fag that you are smoking.
by xXdarksliderXx October 10, 2005
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Symptoms can appear days or even hours after the smoker's last cigarette and generally include irritability, restlessness and hostility.
Symptoms can appear days or even hours after the smoker's last cigarette and generally include irritability, restlessness and hostility.
Smoker 1: Yo, let me get a cigarette off you...I need one BAD! I haven't had a smoke in, like, 2 days.
Smoker 2: Sucks to be you I guess....
Smoker 1: DON'T BE A SMARTASS!!! JUST GIVE ME A FRIGGIN CIGARETTE!!
Smoker 2 : Damn, dude! Fine...here. No need to be a cigarette spazz!
Smoker 2: Sucks to be you I guess....
Smoker 1: DON'T BE A SMARTASS!!! JUST GIVE ME A FRIGGIN CIGARETTE!!
Smoker 2 : Damn, dude! Fine...here. No need to be a cigarette spazz!
by Steven-O January 11, 2010
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A Ciaran is very anti-social, weird kinda guy, thinks kissing his mates without consent is funny.
Probably best to stay away from a Ciaran.
A Ciaran is very anti-social, weird kinda guy, thinks kissing his mates without consent is funny.
Probably best to stay away from a Ciaran.
by HarshRealityLike June 23, 2018
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Could be called "lol clope" in French.
Could be called "lol clope" in French.
- "Damn dude, i feel so down today, my girlfriend broke up, my grandma died and I ran out of peanut butter !"
- "Hey, have a lol cigarette and you'll see it's not that bad !"
- "Hey, have a lol cigarette and you'll see it's not that bad !"
by EssBe75 June 15, 2008
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Get the cigareet mug.by Jody C. May 23, 2008
Get the electric cigarette mug.A pick-up line. Often used after a night of heavy drinking when traveling for your workplace with co-workers. Usually executed via phone from hotel room.
Typically used by desperate, married women who are seeking some rough, drunk loving that they aren't getting at home.
Line can be used on both sexes, married or unmarried.
If target is a non-smoker, the line "Hey, do you have any water, I'm thirsty" can be used. See definition for "I'm thirsty."
Typically used by desperate, married women who are seeking some rough, drunk loving that they aren't getting at home.
Line can be used on both sexes, married or unmarried.
If target is a non-smoker, the line "Hey, do you have any water, I'm thirsty" can be used. See definition for "I'm thirsty."
User in own hotel room - calls co-worker in different room:
"Hey Mike, I just puked in my room, but am wondering, do you have any cigarettes? Cause I sure can use one right now."
"Hey Mike, I just puked in my room, but am wondering, do you have any cigarettes? Cause I sure can use one right now."
by MMD March 11, 2006
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