cream of fuck you

A term used to avoid a person with the nagging interest in what type of food you are preparing. Conceived from all the different types of Cream of ___ soups that there are.

X: "hmmmm that soup smells good, what cha making?"
Y: "Cream of FUCK YOU!"

by Irishguy1 December 2, 2010

jerk cream

Cream to beat off with.or it can be a lotion or some type of lubrication...

"i gotta go buy me some jerk cream"
"why honey?"
"you dont have sex with me"

by court dog June 11, 2006

cream pants

To jizz your pants, u finish your pants when someone gets u aroused, Jizzing your pants when ur excited

dude! i totally just jizzed myself when sally rubbed my leg! Yeah dude, i just finished without getting my jeans even off!
I cant belive i cream pants myself when sally made out with me

by Tyler sexybeast#1 April 29, 2008

egg cream

verb; to ejaculate and vomit on someone simultaneously.

"Slow down," Ned said, "I'm going to egg cream!"

by Bleccch November 1, 2006

Cream of the Crop

The best of the best. Being the cream of the crop is being the best of something. It ranges from sports to school, to being awesome. If someone says you're the cream of the crop, then you're better, smarter, sexier, more athletic, and cooler then everyone else.

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by ENGLAB February 28, 2017

Strawberry Cream Pie

When a female on her period is penetrated and receives splooge inside her vagina. The result is a strawberry cream pie that oozes out of the vagina.

Heidi proudly displayed her strawberry cream pie after Hans shot his load inside of her menstruating vagina.

by Lobstah Man2 July 11, 2010

Alaskan Cream Pie

An Alaskan Cream Pie is the act of pulling out of the woman's vagina as you're about to blow, then pouring alcohol on the penis and setting it on fire before putting it back into the woman and cumming inside of her.

I was fucking my ex violently for revenge, and to put the icing on the cake, I gave her a good ol' Alaskan Cream Pie.

by dickbutt August 27, 2012