Is the living embodiment of corny ,can't dance socially strange , plains dwelling, ass kickin' beast on the flat track!
by OKiee August 1, 2014

by 5(83’wjigyshwng September 13, 2025

Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.
Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!
by Pieman1123 June 12, 2018

A battle choke hold where a fat guy holds you in place and crams a Big Mac in your mouth until you fall unconscious
by anonymous December 28, 2022

Performing a blow job. Don't call it a job for nothing. Have to be careful not to bite down! Ouchy...
by baglady2713 June 4, 2019

When you get so high you pass out or hold your breath for a rudely amount of time that you ignore everyone who tries to talk to you.
High Guy 1:So how do you get high without all that usage?
High Guy 2: I got so high, I almost passed out. First puff, just held it in till I got dizzy and exhaled for that ultimate choke hold high!
High Guy 2: I got so high, I almost passed out. First puff, just held it in till I got dizzy and exhaled for that ultimate choke hold high!
by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 14, 2023
