seize the cheese

meaning to do something proper!

man you really can seized the cheese on that jib!

he is deff gonna seize the cheese on this prime byard rail.

by drewdavv January 18, 2011

cheese fart

The horrifically odorous gastrointestinal assault that accompanies the ingestion of copious amounts of dairy products, usually cheese.

Dude, you ate an entire cheese pizza, be ready for the cheese farts that are coming.

by urban teach May 10, 2014

Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

by thecartisan April 26, 2020

cheese wagon

A typical, yellow school bus.

We're going to school on the cheese wagon.

by Ivan da' Bear April 16, 2003

cheese platter

a person who often showcases different cheese demeanours (ie. jokes, stories, comebacks) that may surpass one's standard of someone who is cheesey

girl 1: so i talked to hector on the phone for 4 hours straight last night

girl 2: oh gawed how did you survive? he is such a cheese platter! i cannot stand talking to him for any period of time!

by delores haze September 5, 2006

Nob cheese

The smelly yellow creamy substance on a mans cock that goes crusty when not washed.

Gary Atkins eat his own nobcheese as well as some of his gay lovers.

by Trevor (Garys gay lover) July 29, 2003

Fromunder Cheese

Cheese scraped 'from under' one's scrotum.

"She has a liking for my Fromunder Cheese."

Or.

Jill spread Fromunder Cheese on her toast.

by Sean + Ben the Warehouse Boys September 15, 2003