capper

handicapped person

i'm going to let loose in that capper stall

don't park in that capper spot

by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

cedar chopper

A backward, narrow-minded ignorant person from Central Texas, a red-neck. The term was derived from individuals who earned their incomes from harvesting cedar (juniper) trees for fence-posts; and was actually celebrated until recently (Cedar Chopper Festival, in Cedar Park, Texas, a repugnant bedroom community north-west of Austin, Texas).

David, that is the stupidest, most ignorant thing I've ever heard anyone say, you really are a Cedar Chopper.

by Arid Shrub January 13, 2006

Champer

To cum in ones pants while gettign rubbed off by a fat girl

Dude, i champered last night at ZJ house!

by davern2010 August 5, 2007

chopper

A perfectly rolled marijuana blunt.

Fuck, man. This thing is a chopper.

Did you see the fucking chopper Cody rolled? Nigga's crazy.

by WouldIWantSky? September 19, 2010

Tooth Chipper

A person that comes in to collect on a debt that is a tough guy.

Joe didn't pay the bookie, so he sent out the tooth chipper to collect!

by blackturbo996 March 25, 2010

midwest clapper

midwest clapper occurs when you're receiving oral sex in the back seat of your car on a hot midwest summer nite.Right when you're ready to nut ,you pullout and shoot it up one of her nostrils,hence clearing her sinuses.

My girls allergies were bothering her until i gave her a midwest clapper. She' much better now.

by Alittle Unwell March 28, 2007

Chicago Chopper

A murderous sexual move, the Chicago Chopper was first practiced by mob in Chicago in the 20's and has since become a staple of maphia rape-murder. As a woman is performing fellatio on a man, just before he cums he slits her throat and cums onto it.

News Anchor; A womans body was discovered yesterday, the victim of a Chicago Chopper. Police are currently investigating.

by BlackBeard89 April 7, 2010