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carrot waxing

The act of encouraging carrots to grow inside you, and then eating it after it's fully developed.
"Oh yeah I finished my monthly carrot waxing, I can't wait to have some soup with the byproduct."
by Twinkothy January 27, 2025
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Baby Carrots and Ranch

When a person or yourself masturbates with their feet and you ejaculate all over your toes resembling that of baby carrots and ranch
Remember Rob Schneider's Baby Carrots and Ranch incident?
by Balls Even Deeper May 17, 2023
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history of carrot

the history of king William making carrot orange. in 1500 king William III grew a shit ton of carrots but they were FUCKING purple or some shit so they magically made them orange
I fucking hate purple carrots!

Me too lets make them orange.

fuck yeaaaaa! history of carrot
by laclaclac February 4, 2025
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carrot head

蘿蔔頭
nipponese they bald on top of head but they tie hair grown out from side into a bun
yee yee ass haircut
look like carrot on head
stfu stupid carrot heads☕️ im bomb ure cluntry tokyo nagoya osaka oyama Oppenheimer style...
by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024
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Carrot

Now pull back briefly from the dripping streets of Ankh-Morpork pan across the
morning mists of the Disc, and focus in again on a young man heading for the
city with all the openness, sincerity and innocence of purpose of an iceberg
drifting into a major shipping lane.
The young man is called Carrot. This is not because of his hair, which his
father has always clipped short for reasons of Hygiene. It is because of his shape.
It is the kind of tapering shape a boy gets through clean living, healthy
eating, and good mountain air in huge lungfuls. When he flexes his shoulder
muscles, other muscles have to move out of the way first.
by icing_on_the_cake December 30, 2022
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sexy carrot

Donald trump looking dick with a American flag tattoo on the tip, usually tastes sweet
by lilkourtindahouse April 9, 2019
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