gone off cabbage

When you leave a cabbage in the fridge for too long and it goes rotten.

The gone off cabbage tastes like a stink bomb.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

Molecularly Challenged Cabbage

Having or possessing properties similarly to those of a molecularly challenged cabbage, such as low or nonexistent IQ, a particular stink or smell, or a tendency to act as though one is a molecularly challenged cabbage. This word is commonly used as an insult, or to confuse people without an inkling to what it could mean.

Have you interacted with Brody yet today? He smells similarly to a molecularly challenged cabbage.
She has the IQ of a molecularly challenged cabbage.
Have you met Zack yet? They are as hyper and confused as a molecularly challenged cabbage in pickling brine.

by Generic Villain October 22, 2023

Sniffing The Cabbage

A person positioning their face near their buttocks, releasing a fart, and then intentionally directing the odor toward themselves by wafting it.

damn he be sniffing the cabbage in the back of the bus.

by Jaboitheone March 19, 2024

christ's cabbage

Marijuana that's been inserted in a person's anal cavity for 3 days to infuse a marinade of the anal juices in the marijuana
It's best when really sweaty or typically dirty the smellier the better!

We scored some christ's cabbage
It was rank the hole house knew as soon as we lit up

by SpitefulScum December 6, 2024

Devil's Cabbage

It can be marijuana or a woman's boob's depending on the context

Nice reefer man, must be some quality Devil's Cabbage.
She had devil's Cabbage out to here!

by SureSmoker69 November 13, 2025

crabbage

ADJ-Having qualities of a cranky person. N- What you are full of if you are cranky.

N-You're full of crabbage. Get off your shit. ADJ-Quit being a crabbage ass.

by Nate April 6, 2004

mini cabbages

The vegetable formerly known as Brussels Sprouts.

Suzan made mini cabbages with balsamic vinegar as part of her holiday dinner.
I never got why they call them Brussels Sprouts, they're obviously mini cabbages.

by MikeInDC November 18, 2019