Crying

Water bending

Person 1. Are you crying?
Person 2. No, I'm just water bending

by Mysterious_H February 2, 2023

Power Cry

Like a Power Nap, but instead you just cry at your desk for 30 seconds then go on with your day.

Example 1:
*completely overrun by tasks and continually getting interrupted*
Sudden email from boss: “Hey sooooo sorry this is last-minute, but I need list of tasks that can’t possibly be completed today right now. Appreciate you!”
*power cries*
*marks email unread and resumes current project*

Example 2:
“Oh, I’m not taking lunch today. I’m just gonna eat while I work and maybe have a quick power cry.”

by anonymous December 1, 2023

donkey crying

Donkey crying is when you cry, really, really hard while making an ugly face and whailing loudly. So much so that you look and sound like a donkey.

Guy 1; "The other day Cara broke up with me, we were together for 5 years, so naturally, I donkey cried for hours."
Guy 2; "When my Ex left me I couldn't go five minutes without donkey crying."

by Lee da Bee March 26, 2016

crying bitch disease

When you finish a show (mainly anime) with a happy, sappy, cheesy, or just overall normal ending and you automatically cry. Self-diagnosable.

“Yeah, last night when I finished ‘Run with the Wind’ I just automatically cried. The same thing happened when I finished watching every season of Free!, Hunter x Hunter, OHSHC, Clannad....almost anything I watch really. Pretty sure I have crying bitch disease.”

by MoonstoneAlch_ April 6, 2019

SEVERE CRY-ARRHEA

ENDLESS FLOOD OF TEARS AND SEVERE EMOTIONAL UPSET AFTER AN UNEXPECTED END OF A BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN 2 PEOPLE.

Joe had "severe cry-arrhea" after his significant other dumped him for another person

by Umbilicus July 21, 2023

Crying

When your girlfriend sees how small your dick is

My girlfriend saw my dick and started crying

by Yo I’m yo mama May 29, 2022

Cry In My Mirror

Crying in your mirror is an expression of deep sorrow and wanting to give up. When you cry in your mirror, you are most definitely insecure and you find your reflection ugly and useless.

Person 1: YOU MADE ME CRY IN MY MIRROR

Person 2: Dude take a joke

by idkwhattomakemyuser December 20, 2021