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Crotch Grits

The cheesy white substance that accumulates
Between the vaginal folds. However, depending on one's bathing habits, the substance has the potential to be variations of white and or consistency.
"Oh my god...that vag is so rank she's got crotch grits"
by Naughtynurse0813 October 20, 2015
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Zip Crotch

The uncontrollable fear of one day zipping your ballz or penis within the motion of zipping up your pants.
Person #1: Dude, Johnny looks pretty sad over there in the corner. We're at a bar talking to chicks and he's acting like a little bitch.

Person #2: He got the Zip Crotch.

Person #1: ewww nevermind. I understand.
by OJ.DID.IT. September 8, 2012
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Cheese Crotch

A crotch cheesier than an order of nachos from 7/11 and smells equivalent to a baseball stadium filled with parmesan.
"Yo did you get laid last night?"
"No bro, she had a cheese crotch."
"Ew. The worst."
"Yeah it was nasty, like extra cheddar."
mugGet the Cheese Crotchmug.

crotch mop

In the women's john, you can find the crotch mops next to the ass wipes.
by KraigG July 20, 2008
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Crotch Rocket

Crotch Rocket is in most terms a small version of a sports bike. Although it's also a action that happens during sexual intercourse. It's when the female/male constantly/periodically queefs/farts on the partner they are with during intercourse. It was named that from the motorbike esque sounds.
Bro! She was on top riding me and I was really beating up those guts then she started queefing on me every time i stroked into her. She just kept on rumbling. Most definitely was my Crotch Rocket for the night I swear. Can't wait to see that motorbike again
by xRAzorxDicex September 12, 2017
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crotch trap

When you get your dick stuck in tge zipper
by Crotch October 17, 2017
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Crotch Power

Lines on jeans pointing towards the crotch area.
Those jeans have a lot of Crotch Power.
by potatomaster January 19, 2010
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