Shiny Burrito

The act of defecating into one's penis and then ejaculating onto your hand to rub onto your penis then you have sex

yeah fredrick gave me a shiny burrito last night poop got everywhere it was still great though

by stinkface February 22, 2008

Burrito Plop

When a woman who has many children "tea bags" a male.

My wife was mad so she burrito plopped me this morning!

by ifyourhappyandyouknowit June 3, 2013

Burrito after dark

Anal sex

Last night my girlfriend let me get a burrito after dark

by Sir Gideon September 12, 2023

Bean burrito

The act of stuffing your balls into the vagina of a Mexican woman while she's wrapped in a blanket

This girl invited me over to Netflix and chill and I toltaly turned her into a bean burrito

by Dami_Nuf May 4, 2024

Burrito

Basically a taco but less crunchy and spills the meat juices all over you while eating it.

Joe: yo is that a burrito
Mamá: no it’s jo mamá

by Pineapple1790 November 25, 2019

sumerian burrito

When you can't fit your penis inside the dead baby so you just fuck it instead.

"Stay still little jimmy this might hurt"
I'm gonna give you a Sumerian burrito

by Sumerian burrito November 15, 2016

lil burrito

A small burrito that likes to attack things. Loves to growl but doesn't bite!!
Overall a cute bb.

Awww look at that lil burrito over there! So cute!

by kingjulienreal September 18, 2022