Breakwater

A breakwater is a dump that is so large that part of it remains above the surface of the water in the toilet bowl.

After the sheer gluttony of the previous night out Bill damn near took a picture of the breakwater he plugged Jim's toilet with in the morning.

by vanjfor3 June 7, 2014

breakfast fart

The first fart of the morning. Best served over easy. Often performed in an elevator.

The office crowd cringed when the elevator doors closed stirring up a juicy breakfast fart left by a previous occupant.

by Middagh March 29, 2015

breakfast nut

When you wake up first thing in the morning and immediately suck off your partner.

I woke up next to my boyfriend, and he gave me a breakfast nut.

by dark_man August 6, 2015

Breakfast Meat

Blowjobs in the morning that feel heavenly.

Yo, I woke up to Janice enjoying her breakfast meat, and man it was amazing!

by NoArmsSally March 21, 2016

Breakfast in bed

The process of jerking off into a girls belly button and then placing a cheerio into your cum. Serve with a spoon

Hey girl can I make you breakfast in bed.

by Trogdorsabadass July 19, 2019

Chocolate Breakfast

Waking your partner from sleep in the morning by licking their asshole.

I was too nervous to propose analingus to Jeanette, so I went out on a limb and surprised her with a little chocolate breakfast this morning.

by Dreadful Great March 27, 2010

Br-breakfast

While brunch is breakfast for lunch, and brinner is breakfast for dinner. Br-breakfast is when you pull an all nighter and you've stayed up so late that the brinner has now changed into br-breakfast.

Broski, I stayed up so late last night that I skipped brinner and had br-breakfast instead!

by johannestot July 30, 2011