Booty Bluff

When you get a booty call but the other person is too drunk to actually meet up.

She called me at 1am to come over to her house but she passed out before I could get there, total Booty Bluff.

by CamDogs July 22, 2011

headphone bluffing

Wearing a pair of headphones, typically within the context of a group of people studying, without actually playing music. The benefit of headphone bluffing is that people typically won't talk to you but you can still hear everything that is going on, therefore allowing you to be passively engaged in conversations of your choosing.

"Yo, I want to talk to Lucas but his headphones are in!"
"Look out, he might be headphone bluffing! You listening in, Luke?"

by BeardStrong April 26, 2014

shithouse blues

When every stall is in use and you gotta shit really bad.

After a nice lunch at the local mexican restauraunt , and a bit of shopping, I had to find a bathroom fast. I had a bad case of the shithouse blues when I noticed all the stalls were occupied in the food court restrooms.

by papawpeepants April 18, 2014

Muff-Bluff

When a girl fakes an orgasm, she is bluffing her muff muff.

Guys "have you ever been muff-bluffed?" - I would hope not!
Girl " I'm a regular muff bluffer" or "I've never had to bluff my muff"

by MysticalSoleil June 30, 2014

dewia blues

fear of blue jello

Dr. Dewings weird ass has the dewia blues.

by trillywilly September 18, 2016

Ragtime blues

Premenstrual Syndrome

That silly cow next door is screaming at her kids again; Seems to happen about every 4 weeks so I guess it must be a touch of the ol' Ragtime Blues.

by Vanilla Soup September 9, 2016

KFC Blues

A term used for someone who has eaten KFC before or after a drinking session and momentarily suffers from severe drowsiness and zombie like symptoms.

Two beers in and I regret going to KFry. I've got the KFC Blues.

by Thebigmacattack July 21, 2016