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Blue Lego Block of Ambiguity

The blue Lego-esque block shown in stead of Adobe Flash content when visiting a website in Apple's Mobile Safari browser. It has come to symbolize one of the greatest criticisms leveled against an otherwise highly regarded mobile browser capable of rendering most web content true to form. The debate over Flash's omission has swelled up once again with the introduction of the iPad which also utilizes Mobile Safari sans Flash support, albeit on far more capable hardware. While Apple claims to provide the "entire internet in the palm of your hand" their detractors are quick to remind the world that the "entire internet" includes quite a bit of Flash.
Person: OMG, click this link to check out a hilarious clip on Hulu from last nights Family Guy.
iPhone User: Uhhh, when I get home...
Person: Wait... just use your iPhone, lets watch it now!
iPhone User: Well, I tried..
Person: And....
iPhone User: Blue Lego Block of Ambiguity, I don't want to talk about it
by tokyotapes January 30, 2010
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Cox Block

Happens between the hours of 10 and 11am in which a female from the 3rd floor of a house stumbles downstairs to a second floor room to interrupt a morning session of her female counterpart.
dude i was trying to get some morning action and then like clockwork, COX BLOCKED
by ghetto geppetto December 1, 2010
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M Block

30mg roxycodone
I snorted an M block so I am fucked up
by Jake Offasorus November 16, 2011
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british beaver block

verb; similar to a cock block, only for the female persuasion, and must be performed by an englsih housekeeper.
dude the maid just gave alyssa a mean british beaver block
by Josh Aussems March 25, 2005
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cock block

When you are denied or blocked from sexual activity or arousal
Bertha's brother came home early, what a cock block.

Rita's Dad stayed in the same room watching TV with us, he is such a cock blocker.

The girl next door closed her blinds before she start to change, what a cock block.
by RuneX December 2, 2003
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Text Block

This happens when the girl you like is with another guy. So, in order to make sure that guy does not get with the girl you like, you constantly text message the girl. If you get a reply, you have just successfully text blocked another guy.
In the following situation, Guy2 has successfully text blocked Guy:

Guy: Hey, lets go back to my place.
Guy2(from a different location): *Sends text message to Girl: Hey, lets hang out.*
Girl(to Guy): Ok...sure, but hold on I just got a text from Guy2. *She replies: I can't, I am with another guy.*
Guy2: *Text message 2: Is he chill?*
Girl: *Text message 2: Nope, i dont really like him too much, lets hang out later.*

However, in the following situation, Guy2 has failed to text block Guy.

Guy: Hey, lets go back to my place.
Guy2(from a different location): *Sends text message to Girl: Hey, lets hang out.*
Girl(to Guy): Ok, let go. *Gets a text message and pays no attention to it.*
by Your Move Chief May 12, 2009
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Block Island

Block Island is a beautiful place to live, and I'm totally biased considering I've lived here over 10 years. In the winter, the kids all go to a normal public school just like anyone else would, and they take a regular bus just like any other kids would. When summer starts to roll around, we begin shunning and make a mockery of the tourists because every summer, the island is infested with people who have never driven mopeds, but try it anyway, and snobby rich people who think they can do whatever they want. At night, all the drunks poke out of their caverns and make disgusting fools of themselves.

Other than that, Block Island is wonderful. We've got beaches. But seriously, not all the people who live here are loaded. We don't all own billions of houses. This place is really fucking expensive, and it sucks ass, but it's worth it because there's not that many people. It's a small town, full of typical working people who have typical incomes, and some not so well off, and if anyone tries to say that the island is full of rich, snobby, stuck up kids, again, I will personally find them and teach them a lesson.

In conclusion, do not judge the island based off of the tourists. You have to actually live here to know what the hell you're talking about.
Islander teenager: Well it's almost summer, you know what that means.

Island teenager 2: ugh yeah, hot people who are completely unavailable and drunken idiots and tourists who have no idea what the hell they're doing on Block Island

IT: I love when they ask how to get someplace *laughter*

IT2: I know right?! It's like, buddy, walk in a straight line, or follow the main road. You'll get there easily. Trust me. Haha
by I FUCKING LIVE HERE ALRIGHT August 30, 2013
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