Upper Dutch Blumkin

the combination of an

Upper Decker (Pooping in the tank)
Dutch Oven (Farting - then pulling the covers over your partner's head)
and a Blumkin (Getting a blowjob while taking a dump)

In other words - Pooping in the tank while getting a blowjob with a towel over the blowjob giver's head

this is a class move - only performed at major burns (like Burning Man) or in Northern Virginia to settle a blood feud

I thought it was just an upper decker - but the fucker left a picture of my Mom giving him an upper dutch blumkin

by karnakdave July 28, 2011

Double Barrel Blowjob

Type of blowjob where 2 dicks been put together so the woman can suck them as one.

She was too lazy to suck us separately so she sucked us Double Barrel Blowjob

by TreeMan5556 October 4, 2017

thanos cock block

When a guy is about to cum in his girl and Thanos clicks his fingers and the girl dissapears, leaving the guy to cum into empty space.

Did you hear Mike got Thanos cock blocked, she disappeared as he came, only thing left was his cum on her sheets.

by DrSalter June 1, 2018

Top Notch Bloke

One of the greatest compliments you can recieve from an Aussie.
Top Notch Bloke means that you are the perfect man.

I love that cunt. He’s a Top Notch Bloke.

by Its_Called_Straya November 13, 2018

Tyler “Ninja” Blevins

A manchild that loves to call kids “little shits” he is also known as the “Human Tampon” quote by Ben Lupo due to his red fucking hair. He is also a member of the LGBTQ+ community.

Don’t be a fucking Tyler “Ninja” Blevins, you little whore

by Alabama Nibba July 5, 2019

come out ye black and tans

The rebel’s call, that’s all you need to know

COME OUT YE BLACK AND TANS, COME OUT AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN! SHOW YER WIVES HOW YOU WON THOSE MEDALS DOWN IN FLAAAANDERS!!! TELL ‘ER HOW THE I.R.A. MADE YA RUN THE HELL AWAY!!

by Actual satan April 19, 2020

Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

How to lose your virginity

Me: I hate having a v-card, how do I lose it?

Friend: Play Donkey Kong Barrel Blast

by justagallifreyan January 12, 2021