Turbo biff

Used in the military as a insult towards someone that made a mistake

Person 1: ahh I’ve just sent the lance jack to get some scran

Person 2: how could he forget that the turbo biff

by Nobgobble July 25, 2023

Get biffed on

Mostly used during video games, it's to basically say that you've defeated someone while rubbing it in their face. Kind of similar to saying "take that loser"

i just killed you, get biffed on

by adtgby August 8, 2023

spinal biffida

A painful back-ailment caused by having a neighborhood bully try to run --- or ruin --- your life.

If Marty McFly hadn't intervened during his father's teenage years, George might have suffered from spinal biffida later in life, since it appears dat da Tannen legacy of running roughshod over fellow "spineless" humans even lasted into said loudmouth's "golden years"; we saw how he treated Marty, Jr. (well, at least da dude who he THOUGHT was "Little Man") --- verbally abusing him, bonking him on da head with his cane, etc.

by QuacksO May 29, 2023

Gooslin Biffs

That small percentage of relatives who look like ogres on disability, fuck their cousins thru extreme anal gaping and knee cap play, finance TVs for 10 times the amount of cost, shit on themselves daily, and have a combined IQ of 7.

"These gooslin biffs always trade in there tvs before they pay them off and get a new one that cost more. Then shit on themselves when they realise they are paying 10times the original price but do it anyway, then call their cousin for a late night butt fix"

by 2Taintz September 9, 2023

What the biff Richard

Used to show how pissed off you are at someone. The "Richard" signifies that you are so pissed you don't even know who the fuck you're talking to.

"Hey I peed in your mom's mouth."
"WHAT THE BIFF RICHARD."

by Paco Taco the Blaco May 15, 2018

Sniff the Biff

When one’s biff has come to a near close, and one of the boys inhales the remains to maximise “bifficiency”

“Mate this biff is out man!”

“Nah mate just sniff the biff!”

by J.D.Wetherspoon November 20, 2020

Slap the biffon

To thrust one’s manly testicular orbs against the tender patch of flesh between a woman’s nether regions - repeatedly, with such force and enthusiasm that it might inspire both awe and minor bruising. Can also refer to cheeky prelude play, in which one’s hand “slaps the biff” to tease, torment, or tantalize.

“I dare say, after three minutes of passionate chaos, big John proceeded to slap the biffon with such vigor that Lady Mildred howled like Michael Jackson in a kids home and nearly dislodged the chaise longue.”

by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025