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mathew baker

Mathew baker is a very sexy, strong, and caring gentlemen who will care about hard-work and gains at the gym he is a loving and caring person. Mathew baker most likely is a cat person. there hair usually has a few styles the most common is that of a mop. if you find a Matthew baker worship him as he is probably god.
by jeny cook February 22, 2023
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Bread Stick Baker

Someone that is slow in the head. A nicer way of saying that someone is retarded.
Man, Timmy is such a bread stick baker!
by UZI4YOU December 6, 2010
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at a bakery, about a pastry

noun'ish. or verb'ish.

1) the initial 'aura smooth' feel when you're satisfied with how baked you are.

2) an unobstructed suave way to dish out that you're gonna go get high, if not already.

3) brainstorming ideas under the influizzle of that marijuizzle, motherfuckers.

4) nonchalantly dishing out (as to departure), while discreetly hinting the fact that you're only leaving to go off and get lifted.
@kanyewest: damn. (3 min pause) u the smoothest motherfucker alive! RT "@killenhersoftly: at a bakery, about a pastry."

-- yerrr.
what up what up --
-- finna go to a bakery about a pastry when i get off from work, u wit it?
for sure hoe, hit me up. --

-- wyd?
nothing. chilling. with shorty rock; at a bakery, about a pastry. how bout you? --
by Killenhersoftly December 1, 2011
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shake n baker

When you get flour and cover your penis then masturbate until ejaculating in your hand creating a dough like substance.
Gave myself a mad shake n baker last night
by feniain February 21, 2015
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The Hannah Baker

Slit ur wrists while in the bath
by 13REASONSWHY June 23, 2017
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Zaykary the bakery

Zaykary the bakery is the best world class bakery, he sells you cum bread and n word passes. He also sells dildo cakes that you can eat and in the middle of the cake there is white syrup, there are two dildo cakes the white one which is small and the black one which is giant and cost one grand.
"Bruh do you wanna go to Zaykary the bakery i heard that they got a new item in their menu"
by LolzAykarythebaker December 2, 2019
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baker's dozen

Being penetrated by 13 men, one after the other
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
just like that
Tim: This girl walked into our bakery the other day, asked for a baker's dozen... we sure gave her one. She could barely walk afterwards.

Derek: Man that shit is ugly
by Alex G Thomas April 25, 2008
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