thirteenth base

having sex with your partner's corpse after they reach twelfth base

I fucked this chick to death, and then I went to thirteenth base with her.

thirteenth base by 69Dildozer69 August 10, 2009

kiss a baseball boy day 

on october 25, girls it is your day to kiss a baseball boy ;)

hey baseball boy, it’s kiss a baseball boy day let’s make out

kiss a baseball boy day by ogmanghoe October 20, 2019

Captain Baseball Bat Boy

A series of TV shows that play in the backround of the incredible video game series Max Payne.

Captain Baseball Bat Boy defeats zombies by using one of their heads as a base ball and hitting a home run into outer space or into the crowd of zombies, whatever's more convienient. He then concludes his adventure by saving the girl who likes him only to claim girls are gross.

CBBB killed a horde of zombies singlehandedly.

Captain Baseball Bat Boy by PeaTearGriffin March 26, 2005

91st base

The act of having sex with Marilyn Monroe, Michael Jackson, Lil B, Chuck Norris, LeBron James, Shrek, and Hillary Clinton in that exact order whilst simply walking into Moridor, confirming Half-Life 3, and proving that Tupac Shakur is alive, again, in that exact order.

Guy: Dude, Half-Life 3 is coming out!
Other Guy: No way... unless... oh shit... don't tell me...
Guy: Yep. Jimmy reached 91st base last night.
Other Guy: IMPOSSIBLE. One does not simply walk into Moridor.

91st base by DrCEO July 22, 2014

3.5th base

When a woman gives you a blowjob,see 3rd base, however doesn't allow you to cum and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with you(4th base). Once again, she comes to the point when you are almost about to ejaculate, and then hops off and leaves you. Also see blue balls

Milton: FUCK MAN, my balls hurt so bad!

Aziz: Why?

Milton: This bitch I was fuckin' yesterday got me to 3.5th base. I'm so pissed off.

Aziz: Oh dudeLOL, that sucksLOL.

3.5th base by Suicide_Nacho August 27, 2008

i'm so baked 

The term of using drugs instead of using I'm high man you can use I'm so baked

Boy1: I'm so high man
Boy2: I'm so baked this is the best party ever

i'm so baked by cookiemonster1999 May 6, 2015

Mouse in baked beans

A random meme that stems from “grossest things found in food” by They Will Kill You on YouTube.

Number 19; Mouse in baked beans.

Mouse in baked beans by Your Average Stupid Meme Fan February 23, 2023