Baseball Mitt

When a male sticks his whole hand into a womans vagina opens his hand, and with all his might, lifts the lady into the air and holds her up.

Lady: Turn me into a baseball mitt

Man: Okay.

by King of Cacti May 17, 2014

base clogger

In baseball, a slow runner that holds up the runners behind him.

The team probably could have scored two runs on that play if not for that base clogger Johnson!.

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

basejeezus

the coldest videographer in North Carolina

Yo! did you see that new basejeezus video? he killed it!!

by leelpacksneejay September 6, 2021

pheta-baked

The optimal level of high; between 'too high' and 'just high enough'. pheta-baked.

stoner 1: dude, i was so high last night..

stoner 2: bro, you have no idea.. i been pheta-baked way too long i'm floatin' in and outta consciousness.

by jchapm1590 October 17, 2011

half-baked idea

1.an idea which is barely thought out.

2. an idea which sounds good, before one works out the intricacies.

3. a idea chosen for humor rather than feasibility.

Created by Bill Simmons

Jim: We should create... heroin bars!
Jack: Have you thought that through? How would it work?

Jim: I guess we would model them on hookah lounges. I don't know, it's a half-baked idea!

by Jonathan1989303 January 8, 2014

Brazilian Baseball

Instead of hitting a ball in the game of baseball, you crack a monkey on the top of its head with a lead pipe and run the bases until it dies

Yo you want to play Brazilian Baseball this afternoon.

by Mao Zewong February 27, 2020

U R BANed from URBAN dictionary

When you upload something serious to the urban dic₭tionary but it's so bad peepleo give a lot of 👎 and then the mod see (doing their work to moderate Urban Dictionary) and they say ‘‘𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵’’ and they ban you.

Mods:fuck this is bull shit
Mods (doing their work): u r baned from urban dictionary
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by Astronomicsmallchungustheorem June 28, 2021