Bagel House

The place in which Jews worship the torah and have Barmitzvahs.

"He son, look at those little baglets running into the bagel house."

"In other news.... The local Bagel House was burned down by dirkas."

by DfDsummit23 January 7, 2009

Badger Ham

An exceptionally large, meaty penis with a wild, salty flavour.

Imagine my delight to find he was concealing a badger ham in his pants!

by Delalune March 18, 2011

bagel snatcher

Literally means anal rapist, very serious insult.

Hey, I saw you going to 12th base with my fiancé, you bagel snatcher!

by cranberrywhisperer13 December 5, 2016

Bagel

A man who prefers a margarita over a whiskey straight.

“All your friends have a glass of Jameson, but you always get the frozen strawberry margarita... you’re such a bagel.”

by Little Blacky June 14, 2018

Aqua Badger

An Aqua Badger is born when someone takes a shit in water they are swimming in. Only in the outdoors though. swimming pools dont count. This practice is commonly used when beach or bush camping and there are no amenities.

Dont go for a swim for at least 5 minutes, dont want to bump into an Aqua badger

by newsteam January 3, 2010

Dirt Badger

noun.
1. Any person who is not a white Protestant male.
2. A particularly promiscuous woman
3. The skin between the anus and the scrotum (see also gooch and taint)
4. Any person who is not an African Muslim.
5. Someone with an extreme longing for wedding cake.
6. A powerful spell that, when cast, causes the recipient to lose violent control of their bowels.

I went to Detroit, and saw a bunch of stinking dirt badgers selling coke on the corner.

Dude, we ran a train on your mom last night! Told you she was a dirt badger!

I haven't had a bath in a month. My dirt badger smells like death.

Death to all infidels, and American dirt badgers!

Ever since I saw that show "Cake Boss," I've been a complete dirt badger.

So I cast dirt badger with my Level 31 mage and totally made the enemy Orcs shit all over themselves.

by Nuke Fandango June 18, 2011

Dirty bagel

When you have intercousrde through the females zipper.

This morning we had a dirty bagel.

by Dirty Carmona October 31, 2018