awkward potato

An overused phrased that used to be funny; and even that is stretching it. Mainly used among "Teens" ranging from 10-16 or so.

Person 1- Wow I'm such an awkward potato! LOL
Person 2- Please, that saying got old very fast. If you could kindly find a different phrase and overuse it.
Person 1- Okay! I'll tell everyone about The Fox!
Person 2- *Grunts and gives up*

by Underuse October 5, 2013

Awkward Turtle

it is a hand motion by putting one hand on top of the other and moving your thumb in a circling motion. used during awkward situations.

Chris and Tina are on a date. Luke walks up.
Luke:"Did you hit that last night?" and points at Tina.
Awkward silence
Tina:"Awkward Turtle!" and does the motion.

by pourky September 26, 2009

Awkward starfish

A situation where you squeeze another person's thigh (five fingers = starfish), usually under a table.

You're awkward starfishing the wrong girl, asshole.

by weirdancingirl December 26, 2009

Awkward Boner

When during an awkward silence, a man gets a boner for no apparent reason at all, and it is very uncomfortable.

Doctor: Sir, you have AIDS.
"awkward silence"
Man:...AWKWARD BONER!!!

by Justbeingstupidiguess33 January 21, 2010

awkward sea turtle

the words and hand motion that replaces the moment of awkward silence between 2 or more people in a conversation.

Bob and I were talking about our shoe sizes...It was so awkward sea turtle!

by Berry Halls October 3, 2007

Awkward

State Of Mind

You: ...Awkward...
Josh: STATE OF MIND!

by fairyprincess33 January 15, 2009

Awkward Monocle

When you are in an awkward situation, make a circle with your right index finger and them and slap your chest with your left hand.

Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (Awkward Monocle is performed)

by bpinthehouse October 9, 2008