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awkwardness rizz

When a guy (with traditionally negative rizz levels) is socially awkward when talking to a girl, but for some unexplainable reason, the girl ends up liking the guy. Usually doesn't work.
Boy 1: "Did you see how I totally fumbled that joke with Sarah? I don't think she I was kidding about eating crickets as a way to combat my chronic vitamin d deficiency, which I was also kidding about."

Boy 2: "Dude, relax! You were pure charm- that's that awkwardness rizz at work. It will work with the right person when the time comes."
by michael.e.scott February 12, 2024
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Awkward

When you are forced to sit opposite your co-worker who ghosted you on social media after almost dating you just because he is too much of a pussy to commit and none of your colleagues knowing wth is going on.
Avoiding eye contact with someone right in front of you is so awkward.
by Trööt April 4, 2020
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Awkward hand syndrome

When you're having sex, making out, or just cuddling and your arm gets trapped in an awkward spot ( Straight up, or bent at chest leaving hand by your face) that renders your hand useless.

Think Ricky Bobby interview "I'm not sure what to do with my hands..."
I was in bed cuddling with my sweetie and somehow my arm got trapped between us, bent at the elbow, with my hand just sitting between our faces.
I declared "Awkward Hand Syndrome" and proceeded to "Vogue" various hand gestures including "thumbs up, thinking man,nose picking, and surprised guy"
by Brickdogrul October 29, 2017
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Awkward Turtle

1.Hand sign for a turtle/a tortoise but with a thumb rotation in circle used in any "awkward" feeling.
2.Reddit's powermod Karen woman.
3.A micropenis exposed out of male's pants/underwear/shorts.
Awkward Turtle is so power hungry on Reddit, but she's lifeless in reality.
by Shiine-1 June 12, 2023
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Awkward Coma

Where it's so awkward, that all you can do is sit in silence thinking about how awkward the situation/comment/moment is.
I could tell he was in a Awkward Coma because everytime I asked him what's wrong he'd say 'aaawwwkkkkwarddddd' all wide-eyed and not move.
by Capellan June 12, 2011
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Awkwardism

The state or experience of feeling socially uncomfortable, uneasy, or out of place; the internal sensation of awkwardness.
“I could feel the awkwardism creeping in when I entered the room.”

“ We’ve all experienced awkwardism at some point”
by BushTalks October 11, 2025
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