Creamy arse

Something that Conan McConville has... no one else

‘Why does Conan McConville have such a creamy arse’

by Wheresthebomblikeaye March 27, 2021

Beeg arse cat

When a cat starts walking with his tail up, so his arse is revealed

(1) omg bro, why does your cat show his arse so much.
(2) I guess he's just proud of being a beeg arse cat.

by Tuulín Tokhín June 9, 2021

Homemade Mashed Arse

When you shove a cactus between your neighbours buttocks after he or she abused your doorbell a myriad of times until their behind turns to mush.

1) Time to mash me some arse!

2) That fuckwit again? He must be craving some homemade mashed arse!

by Lord Bubba May 3, 2017

spunk in arse

blow your load in a lady's arse hole

"I can't wait to spunk in arse at the club tonight mate"

by mrflabbyarse June 13, 2017

eat dasha arse out day

If you are in a relationship with a dasha you must put your tongue Up her ass

Ayy yo dasha ready for this baby girl

Yes daddy please tongue anal fuck me
eat dasha arse out day

by Dasha’s daddy February 2, 2022

Stunned as me arse

Atlantic-Canadian phrase used all across the East-Coast of Canada, this phrase means a person is EXTREMELY stupid.

"Dere'll be 2 smacks, me smackin' ya' and you smackin' the floor."
"You're stunned as me arse, b'y."

by Tigerzeye December 26, 2022

a broom up my arse

informal, mainly UK
Part of a phrase that's used to imply that someone is asking them to do too much. Similar to "what did your last slave die of?" Used by Sean Connery's character in the film Meteor.

I'll just stick a broom up my arse and sweep the floor while I'm at it, shall I?

by UK Canuck June 15, 2023