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Animal madness

Noun - an alcoholic beverage composed of all the types of liquor in the vicinity mixed and served in a measuring cup. (No measuring should take place) It is traditionally drank until the person drinking it can't take it anymore then filled back up to the top with Mountain Dew. Guaranteed to make you go alcohol insane.
Guy 1: Why are you drinking from a measuring cup?

Guy 2: Because that's the only way to drink Animal madness

Guy 1: why is it called animal madness?

Guy 2 hands the drink to guy 1, who continues to go alcohol insane.
by Derick TapMan October 31, 2011
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animal wrongs

A group which often takes "Hitler was a vegetarian" to mean we should mimic him, such as Sea Shepherd.
She trained her cat to be a vegan. Talk about animal wrongs!
by sunkanunpa November 9, 2011
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Animal Balloon

A perverse, sexual act when a woman sucks a man's penis through his anus. His penis is turned inside out in this process, and protrudes out his rectum. (The woman has to suck really, really hard to achieve this)

After climax, the woman then blows the man's penis back through his butt hole to return the penis to its normal shape.
Animal balloons of these caliber are not intended for children's parties.
by wo1v3r1n3 August 14, 2012
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animal studies

Common synonym for those studying zoology.
"What do you study?"

"zoology"
"So.. animals?
"pretty much"
"so it's basically animal studies"
by map_93 May 22, 2012
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Animal

Animal Like Cat Dog Etc.....

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Endangered animals tasier eagle asn some... endangered animals

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by _SSA_sqd July 7, 2016
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Animalbilisme

Animal liane happens when you kill an animal
He shot they animal that's called animalbilisme
by Ava Mears September 7, 2016
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animal cookies

Inserting cookies or crackers into your ass and having a dog or any other animal eat them out.
I just had some animal cookies last night now im out of peanut butter.
by longshlongjon November 22, 2016
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