alexi

the twinkliest Twink in the world nobody can compete. If I signed up for a zest fest and saw Alexi walk through the door id kms on the spot. Not even the sweet. snack of Twinkies can compete with brotha

p1- are u gonna win the zest fest
p2-oh yeah
(Alexi walks in)
p2- fml

by jambamwham May 11, 2024

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Alexis Milne

Alexis Milne is a female, who loves to fuck a guy named Jason.

She begs for his enormous hammer inside her

Alexis Milne loves Jason's dick

by sldkfmwi June 9, 2018

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Alexis

There are two types of this kind of girl. Alexis can either be a sweet, kind, funny and all around amazing girl, or she can be a complete bitch that is extremely self-centered and/or annoying. The bottom line is Alexis is either a good person that you should keep around, or a nice girl.

Jared: I met an Alexis last night.
Chad: Cool! She was probably really great, did you get her number?
Jared: No, she was a bitch.
Chad: Oh... so you met that kind of Alexis.

by JoshuaHongTrash July 23, 2019

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Alexis

Alexis? We have a lot to go through. She is pretty smart and knows a lot of random things and has many deep thoughts. But on the other hand she is extremely bossy and is good at bribing people. She may not keep all her promises so don’t trust her too much. She will tell you what to do but if you don’t do it she will be surprised but won’t bounce back. If you get to be her friend never let go of her. She only lets a few people be her friends and she treats you like a queen.

Girl 1: “Boy, is she bossy!!”

Boy 1: “Yeah, she’s an Alexis!!!!”

by ᑕᖇYᔕTᗩᒪ January 11, 2022

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