6 definitions by angrythatthenamesiwantaretaken

A spinoff to qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm. Also the second username I tried after qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Guy: What should I use as my username?
Guy 2: how about qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm?
Guy: It's taken
Guy 2: did you try qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm then?
Guy: IT'S TAKEN TOO! Ugh.
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A strong, but normally accurate word.
Kid: I hate that Billy, he keeps picking his nose in class (sorry not sorry to all the Billy's reading this).
Mom: Don't use hate, it's a strong word.
Kid: Yeah... but it accurately portrays my feelings towards this human being that needs to be thrown into the fiery pits of hell! Haha ^^
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Something that I'd like to try, it sounds like a watermelon dunked in sugar.. or sugar flavored like watermelon. Both sound extremely delicious but also extremely dangerous for my health.
Person one: Could you pick me up some watermelon sugar?
Person two: The song?
Person one: No!
Person two: The top trending word in urban dictionary?
Person one: No!
Person two: The weird mushroom?
Person one: No! The sugar that they sell at the supermarket, the one that tastes like watermelon.
Person two: Huh?-
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I accidentally typed this while trying to type yeet so I decided to give it a definition:

Yeet but it has yet to happen
guy: Ima yeet this bottle
*next day*
girl: have you yeeted that bottle yet?
guy: I've yeteted it
girl: seriously?
guy: global warming is not a joke, okay? And it was cold...
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Me, thank you for all the compliments to my name
Me: Hi, my name is Alexis
Person: Oh you must be really nice, I heard about your name on the Urban Dictionary
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MUAH ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
tik toker: How to be a baddie, MUAH ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
tik toker: Always say MUAH ERRRRRRRRRR
tik toker: always smack your lips, MUAH ERRRRRRR
tik toker: always wear black lipstick, MUAH ERRRRRRRRRR
tik toker: If you see a cute guy lick your lips and growl/rawr. *licks lips* ruur *bork bork*
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