Algoholic

Algoholic /ˌæl.ɡəˈhɒl.ɪk/ (noun)

Definition: A person who has a compulsive need to consume algorithmically curated content, specifically short-form videos like TikToks, Reels, or Shorts.

Usage: "I was going to bed at 10 PM, but I turned into a total algoholic and scrolled until 2 AM."

Usage as an Insult:
"Don't even bother talking to him; he’s such an algoholic he hasn't looked up from that screen in three hours."

"She used to have hobbies, now she’s just another algoholic chasing a dopamine hit from 7-second recipe videos..... she'll never actually cook them."

by anonymous March 17, 2026

Alchohol

Have you ever wanted to feel like a fucking badass for 3 hours.. maybe get with a girl or whatnot at a party? then 12 hours later puking the every loving fucking guts out of your stomach inside of her shower 2 hours before work??? well this product is for you!!!

Tim: Bro im so down bad id do anything for the baddies!

Sam: Hey bud just sip some of this alchohol fam... itll have you feelin like you won the lottery!!!

Sam: Just know bruh... there IS a price to pay for this!

by Tortured_Soul June 18, 2025

young alchoholic

Someone doesn't think/foresee that they will ever do the things the assholes of an older generation (especially their asshole father) did, because they are so much more compassionate and hip in their 20s than the people before them.

This young alchoholic is going to change the guard and the world into what exactly? Something better than it is now, something improved? People have been trying to do that for millenia, and look how fucked up the world and the people in it still are. I think he needs a little tough love, he already gets enough compassion from people.

by The Original Agahnim October 18, 2021