Jesse is a beautiful merman who is worth the entire world. He can often be found watching anime and seven hour long video game breakdowns on YouTube.
Jesse is a very sweet and sensitive person, who at the same time would never hesitate to do what was necessary for someone he loves.
Jesse is a very sweet and sensitive person, who at the same time would never hesitate to do what was necessary for someone he loves.
by KingGizz69 December 6, 2021
Get the Jesse mug.Jesse's are usually poor and ask people for money. Sometimes they ask their friends for money to take their girlfriends on dates. The good side about jesse's is they are one of the strongest people on earth and smartest. One of my experiences with a Jesse was interesting because his personality pulled girls until they saw him.
by DF DF D October 18, 2020
Get the Jesse mug.A Jesse is a person who thinks that he is amazing and incredible, but really he is not. A Jesse must support Arsenal and must be very annoying, otherwise they are not a true Jesse.
by GreenTeaF1 February 20, 2023
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1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly
1. a bombastic potential solution to a problem that may or may not solve it, but will maximum the humor of the situation, sometimes very darkly
"Hunny, the pool is dirty and the rabbits are eating the flowers again.
Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!
Are you trying to jesse this?"
Well dear, I'll just put the rabbits in the pool. That way they'll eat the dirt instead. Two birds, one stone!
Are you trying to jesse this?"
by socketexception June 11, 2024
Get the jesse mug.Most likely one of God's many forms. Represents a symbol of fear as well as a symbol of strength (very much like Batman). Dresses in more than 2 layers no matter the weather. Could also be used to describe a Bisexual person.
by Bingus McScrotum July 20, 2024
Get the Jesse mug.A poser crust punker that will lick your ass for a shot of cheap vodka, will only lend you cigarettes following the agenda of holding it over your head in the future (preferably for more cheap vodka), Complains about his addiction to booze on a regular basis, will intentionally make you pissed off for his entertainment but if you do the same to him he will throw a tantrum, will constantly condescend you and make you feel bad for any little thing that interests you so that he feels better about himself, acts like a hardass using phrases like “shut yo bitchass up” or “you’re a fag”, will 99.99% of the time use the mocking phrase “oooooooooo” if you insult him or threaten him because this is yet another one of his lazy attempts to belittle you and give the illusion that you are weaker than him, and finally and most importantly out of all of the traits of this pile of crusty garbage... he is smart enough to see the evil within himself and the world around him leading himself deeper into the pits of alcoholism, social dysphoria, and self hatred.
by 666/The_World_Is_Ending\666 January 20, 2019
Get the Jesse Smellwood mug.One of the best people you’ll ever meet. Sweet, loving, and beautiful. Around Jess there’s never a moment where you don’t feel safe, comforted, and loved. Being around Jess will brighten your day, making everything worth it. Jess makes the sun shine brighter and the grass look greener. Being around Jess makes your heart warm and realize that when you don’t have anyone else, you have Jess.
by starrrr.kid December 3, 2021
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