sword in the stoned

The act of smoking marijuana as well as engaging in a King Arthur sexual role play with a partner.

My wife and I have been trying out the sword in the stoned, it’s really spiced things up between us.

by TheScoobiestDoo December 4, 2019

Cheap stone

Someone who has a very low tolerance to Marijuana.

Wow Jack is a cheap stone. He took two hits and he was baked for days.

by jackerinoflino July 3, 2017

internet stoned

When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:

-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).

Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK

Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.

by Thatguywith2020vision June 23, 2011

Stone Watch

A Musical Group formed in August of 2009 from the small town of Iola, Kansas. It is composed of two main artists (BIG SWEAT & IMPROV) as the base of the "Stone Watch Family."

Stone Watch features a unique blend of varied styles ranging from the swag of the Dirty South, the intensity of the Mid-West, to the soul of the West Coast where the group now resides in Hollywood, California.

You: Have you heard the latest song from Stone Watch?

A friend: Yeah, and I saw their new video on Youtube.

by Big Sweat July 15, 2011

georgina stones

A beautiful girl who loves her life to the fullest. She is always active and lives to dance. She always is a good friend to talk to and has trust in every one. Best girl to know.

She's basically Georgina stones. An amazing person.

by Ghost he May 16, 2016

cream stone

When you take your penis and cream on her face through an Ice Cream Cone.

Bro1: Where you with kelly last night?

Bro2: Yeah man, totally gave her a "cream stone."

Bro1: Nice...

by thatguy024 February 22, 2014

Power stone

The first stone Thanos collected, the power stone gives you amplified strength and can shoot a beam that stuns your enemies. This stone can't be held by a human unlike the soul stone.

The power stone used to be owned by nova

by Action movies (marvel) May 31, 2019