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Autumn shower

The act of a menstruating girl urinating on someone. The mixture of urine and blood creates a beautiful cascade of fall colors.
I ask my GF to pee on me. The timing was bad and I ended up getting an Autumn shower :(
by Garozerg113 October 14, 2011
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salsa shower

Eating period blood and puking it up during sex
"hey carl can you eat a girl out when she's on her period" "yeah as long as you don't give her a salsa shower"
by GossipVulture April 20, 2018
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shower drinking

Shower drinking is where you grab a cold beer to drink in the shower while getting ready to go out drinking for the night. It's an alcoholics way to multi-task.
Heather snagged a ice cold Bud Light on her way to the shower so she could get her pre-drink on by shower drinking before a night of drinking and sex with random dudes.
by Ratfink October 18, 2013
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shower decision

When you are faced with a difficult life decision and no one can offer advice that helps so you find yourself in the shower making a decision. Three months later you have a epic water bill but still know that you made the right choice.
Girl 1: Jodie has been in the shower a long time

Girl 2: she must be making a shower decision
by J-Lee Lingo October 5, 2015
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Shower Cry

When, after putting up a brave front towards others, a person will end up crying while taking a shower (since no-one will be able to hear them).
Jade: I know it's been a difficult day for everyone but we've got through it. Now I'm off for a shower.
Sylvia: Going for a Shower Cry?
Jade: Pretty much.
by WatcherMark May 12, 2019
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Facebook shower

Facebook-shower (or morning Facebook) – the phenomenon when for a person the first thing to do in the morning is to read the Facebook feed.

Some believe that this morning information inflow helps the brain to wake up. So some people “switch on” their brains in the morning by reading news or destructing several rows of beads. Others believe that this presents a manifestation of information addiction, and one should keep a tight rein on such actions.

According to the research conducted by SOASTA, 92 percent of New-Yorkers start their day with a smartphone check. Most often, respondents open e-mail (67%) and read Facebook news feed (40%).
– Hey there Tom!
Good morning Jesse!
– How was your start of the day?
– Well.. nothing special.. Facebook shower, coffee and Pokemon-Go walking to the office.
by digitalvocabulary.com August 17, 2016
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