If Its a person...
-takes home their instrument to "practice" and comes to band practice and being shook and thinking about death when noticing that they didn't "practice".
- with a trumpet, is a person that is very cocky and obnoxious.
-that plays flute, they are highly depressed cause they can't hear themselves. And people calling them "tooty toot players"
-with a clarinet, is a clumsy person always dropping their reeds and always squeekin squeekin
- with a saxophone is just a car making traffic with their kind during class.
- with a trombone, they just love hitting people in the head and they sound like passing cars that are loud.
-with a Baritone just think they are a mini tuba.
- with a bari sax is just a Spongebob alarm clock.
- that plays drums, just bang bang and make fun of the people who need to breathe to play
-takes home their instrument to "practice" and comes to band practice and being shook and thinking about death when noticing that they didn't "practice".
- with a trumpet, is a person that is very cocky and obnoxious.
-that plays flute, they are highly depressed cause they can't hear themselves. And people calling them "tooty toot players"
-with a clarinet, is a clumsy person always dropping their reeds and always squeekin squeekin
- with a saxophone is just a car making traffic with their kind during class.
- with a trombone, they just love hitting people in the head and they sound like passing cars that are loud.
-with a Baritone just think they are a mini tuba.
- with a bari sax is just a Spongebob alarm clock.
- that plays drums, just bang bang and make fun of the people who need to breathe to play
Normal Person: I forgot to do homework! Can I copy yours???
Band Person: I didn't do it. I was busy practicing. (Actually did it)
min later in band
Band Person: *comes in*
Band Director: *looks*
Band Person 0-0 *walks out* nope.
another ex.
Flute: *practices scale*
Trumpet: *plays loud next to them*
Flute: CAN YOU NOT I CANT HEAR MYSELF!!
Trumpet: Even if I wasn't here you still wouldn't hear yourself
Flute: SIR!!!
Band Director: DON'T INTERRUPT ME IN MY ANIME EPISODE
Band Person: I didn't do it. I was busy practicing. (Actually did it)
min later in band
Band Person: *comes in*
Band Director: *looks*
Band Person 0-0 *walks out* nope.
another ex.
Flute: *practices scale*
Trumpet: *plays loud next to them*
Flute: CAN YOU NOT I CANT HEAR MYSELF!!
Trumpet: Even if I wasn't here you still wouldn't hear yourself
Flute: SIR!!!
Band Director: DON'T INTERRUPT ME IN MY ANIME EPISODE
by a tooty toot player February 7, 2020
Get the Band Personmug. Sweaty, gross smelling band kids who dedicate their life to marching like ants, or playing dated pop songs at pep rallies. Ones who proudly sport any and all band merch. Dog tags, jackets, t-shirts. They never forget to lube up their instruments, but they always forget deodorant. They carry their instruments with them like trophies while everyone else severely judges them. They're confident in themselves, but they really shouldn't be.
"Those Band Nerdbags are stinking up the gym again!"
"Who left their clarinet in the urinal! Must have been one of those band nerdbags.."
"Look at those band nerdbags playing Confident by Demi Lovato! That song was released in 2015!
"Who left their clarinet in the urinal! Must have been one of those band nerdbags.."
"Look at those band nerdbags playing Confident by Demi Lovato! That song was released in 2015!
by viripien April 15, 2023
Get the Band Nerdbagsmug. The best band in the ~great~ state of South Carolina, and the only one that consistently whoops everyone's asses at state competition, even though they only go every other year. Other bands in South Carolina hate them, but its really just a projection of jealousy :/....
The band is comprised of 30% cool people, 69% idiots and weirdos, and 1% complete nimrods with B.O. complexes. The cool people, however, are always extremely nice and are always down for a chat. So if you approach a Wando Band member at a competition, or after you break ranks, there's a 3/10 chance you'll approach someone worth having a conversation with.
The band is comprised of 30% cool people, 69% idiots and weirdos, and 1% complete nimrods with B.O. complexes. The cool people, however, are always extremely nice and are always down for a chat. So if you approach a Wando Band member at a competition, or after you break ranks, there's a 3/10 chance you'll approach someone worth having a conversation with.
"Ugh is that a Wando Band kid?"
"Yeah I think it is"
"Ugh I hate them"
"Its probably because you don't practice"
"Yeah I think it is"
"Ugh I hate them"
"Its probably because you don't practice"
by baaaapXD April 30, 2020
Get the Wando Bandmug. Funniest people alive. There are three types of band geeks- 1) the annoying band geeks- the kid who thinks he knows anything and everything when in reality, he's just a dumbass who sits in the back and figures out how to beat every brain puzzle known to man, 2) the completely dedicated band geek- the two or three kids that show up to fundraisers and all marching shows early, either because they have to, they want to, or they're overly-obsessed with the band and want to be drum major their senior year. The third type of band geek is the normal musical kid. These kids are the bomb-shnizzle-tits. They are completely normal outside ban most of the time, but they understand all the band jokes. You always want to be around these kids because they're so chill, and they make everyday better. They show up to all band functions and help along, and then they go home and do what normal people do. They don't make weird band references every five minutes and they know when a band reference is/isn't appropriate. They're the best people to hang out with.
*Band wanna-bes- the kids that brag about band when they're in it, and complain about the director if they get kicked out. They do dirty things in the back of the bus and make dirty band references all the time and don't understand music. Whores in band uniforms, basically. Do not consider them band geeks. They're a shame on all band geeks.
*Band wanna-bes- the kids that brag about band when they're in it, and complain about the director if they get kicked out. They do dirty things in the back of the bus and make dirty band references all the time and don't understand music. Whores in band uniforms, basically. Do not consider them band geeks. They're a shame on all band geeks.
Type 1
"Hey did you hear about Jason in band?"
"Yeah, he figured out how to solve a Rubik's cube. For the millionth time."
Type 2
"What happened at the-"
"The car wash? I helped set up, then i washed like, fourteen cars, then you all left and I helped clean up."
"Okay, I meant, how-"
"Much money did we earn? Well, afterwards we were..."
"damn band geeks."
Type 3
"How's band?"
"Eh, can't complain. I was wondering, after the game, do you want to go hang out at McDonald's? I kind of want to show you this video of a monkey, and they got free wifi over there..."
Band Wanna-bes
"Hey guys, this one time at band camp, I was fucking-"
"NO." (Covers his/her mouth)
"Hey did you hear about Jason in band?"
"Yeah, he figured out how to solve a Rubik's cube. For the millionth time."
Type 2
"What happened at the-"
"The car wash? I helped set up, then i washed like, fourteen cars, then you all left and I helped clean up."
"Okay, I meant, how-"
"Much money did we earn? Well, afterwards we were..."
"damn band geeks."
Type 3
"How's band?"
"Eh, can't complain. I was wondering, after the game, do you want to go hang out at McDonald's? I kind of want to show you this video of a monkey, and they got free wifi over there..."
Band Wanna-bes
"Hey guys, this one time at band camp, I was fucking-"
"NO." (Covers his/her mouth)
by bomb-shnizzle-tits June 10, 2013
Get the band geekmug. A musical ensemble usually consisting of about 4-5 members (Red Hot Chili Peppers and The Strokes, respectively). There are existing bands that contain 2 members (The Black Keys) , 3 members (Nirvana), or even 6 members (Linkin Park). Usually a band consists of:
Lead Singer: the diva and the one who believes everything should go their way; nevertheless they are great singers, most of the time (ex. Julian Casablancas of The Strokes)
Guitarist (one or more): second in line diva and the one responsible for incredible solos (ex. Jimi Hendrix)
Bassist: laid back and underrated musicians, can deliver amazing bass lines (ex. Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Drummer: underrated as well but usually a dumbass, hard hitters (ex. John Bonham from Led Zeppelin)
Another member of a rock band is a keyboardist
Lead Singer: the diva and the one who believes everything should go their way; nevertheless they are great singers, most of the time (ex. Julian Casablancas of The Strokes)
Guitarist (one or more): second in line diva and the one responsible for incredible solos (ex. Jimi Hendrix)
Bassist: laid back and underrated musicians, can deliver amazing bass lines (ex. Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Drummer: underrated as well but usually a dumbass, hard hitters (ex. John Bonham from Led Zeppelin)
Another member of a rock band is a keyboardist
"I love rock music so much! What's your favourite rock band?" "My favourite rock band definantly has to be AC/DC. They can sure rock the house down!:
by username already taken October 20, 2015
Get the Rock bandmug. A building where the band practices, much like a band room except it’s an actual building. A place where band geeks hang out, play their instruments, scream, laugh at people, change clothes, and usually walk around barefoot. Band geeks will usually sit here and hang out with other band geeks until the band director yells at them to leave.
Abbi: hey are you going to stay and hang out at the band hall after practice today?
Christian: of course.
Christian: of course.
by kweenbee3 January 2, 2019
Get the Band Hallmug. A bittie band is a headband, often worn by 11-14 year old wannabe scenesters, also known as bitties.
The bittie band is often paired with a lot of eyeliner, colourful braces, and terribly teased hair.
The bittie band itself is worn in front on the bangs, and around the head, and comes in several different colours. While headbands like this are often worn by non-bitties, when attached to a bitties forehead they are known as bittie bands.
The bittie band is often paired with a lot of eyeliner, colourful braces, and terribly teased hair.
The bittie band itself is worn in front on the bangs, and around the head, and comes in several different colours. While headbands like this are often worn by non-bitties, when attached to a bitties forehead they are known as bittie bands.
Bittie: omfggg!!!!1111oneone!!! Those headbands that Lights wears are sooooozzz br004al!!!!! I need one for teh BMTH show!!!!111
Non-bittie: ha. Bittie band.
Non-bittie: ha. Bittie band.
by blehblehbleh22222 October 18, 2010
Get the bittie bandmug.