by Megaman1231 May 01, 2022
Person 1: "Where can I find someone with a small dick and that's a cop?"
Person 2: "Just call up Jason M"
Person 2: "Just call up Jason M"
by Dolaalaaado April 01, 2022
by Coop Dupe August 23, 2020
In 1958, journalist Andrew Genzoli of the Humboldt Times highlighted a fun, if dubious, letter from a reader about loggers in northern California who’d discovered mysteriously large footprints. “Maybe we have a relative of the Abominable Snowman of the Himalayas, Later, Genzoli said that he’d simply thought the mysterious footprints “made a good Sunday morning story.” But to his surprise, it really fascinated readers. In response, Genzoli and fellow Humboldt Times journalist Betty Allen published follow-up articles about the footprints, reporting the name loggers had given to the so-called creature who left the tracks—“Big Foot.” And so a legend was born.
by I can count to 123456789112579 December 05, 2021
by xXMorgzfanboiXx November 01, 2019
A red haired man who is into small girls usually under 5 foot. He prides himself in his crappy new york accent. Usually a twink and is whipped by his girlfriend.
"Did you heard Drew M. started dating that short girl" Yea I heard he couldnt hang out because he gets whipped"
by jsk8r69 March 29, 2020
Omar M is the coolest friend THATS A BOY, I know. He makes people laugh hysterically. His actions are so amusing too! He picks up the girls easily and never fails to surprise me or make me laugh. Sometimes he gets a blank stare that makes you helplessly smile. His hair is like a gods! On the outside he is actually very fit but never feels like it. A very specific person *cough* ME! Has a huge crush on him just saying. He is actually a sweetheart at...well HEART! Of course you may think he is thhe meanest person you have ever known but actually. He is my friend and tbh I wouldn’t give him up, not even for a cure for cancer. I really hope this changes his mind about himself!
by carrrrrllayPower<3 May 08, 2018