a disgusting beast of a boy or girl. fat and ugly, that you hook up with when you are wasted and then throw up on their face the next morning becauce it's sick. they have disgusting breath and hairy backs...
to ward them off one must sometimes spit on their hand and smack the booger wolf in the face
to ward them off one must sometimes spit on their hand and smack the booger wolf in the face
david: did you go home with that booger wolf last night?
you: no man. never............. (you immediately go slit your wrists)
you: no man. never............. (you immediately go slit your wrists)
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A Theobald Wolfgang is a person whose personality is tinged with sarcasm, which is used as a self defense mechanism in all situations. He/she will keep Orbit in business during his/her lifetime due to an insatiable chewing gum fetish.
A Theobald Wolfgang will also generally be obsessed with the movie 500 Days of Summer and Actimel yogurt drinks. He/she usually has a remarkable ability to quote entire scenes of movies perfectly but will struggle to explain exactly what the movie itself is about.
While he/she dislikes most animals, a Theobald Wolfgang will generally have an odd obsession with cats, often keeping two at a time in his/her company.
A Theobald Wolfgang will also employ a chant known only as 'The Chop' from time-to-time in an ability to highlight how obvious a statement made by his/her companion is. However, this chant is usually met with looks of incredulity from all within ear-shot of the conversation for its almost mocking tone and condescending manner.
A Theobald Wolfgang enjoys writing and playing football in his/her spare time, but will modestly claim to be useless at both despite the many accolades and praises of his/her peers.
A Theobald Wolfgang will also generally be obsessed with the movie 500 Days of Summer and Actimel yogurt drinks. He/she usually has a remarkable ability to quote entire scenes of movies perfectly but will struggle to explain exactly what the movie itself is about.
While he/she dislikes most animals, a Theobald Wolfgang will generally have an odd obsession with cats, often keeping two at a time in his/her company.
A Theobald Wolfgang will also employ a chant known only as 'The Chop' from time-to-time in an ability to highlight how obvious a statement made by his/her companion is. However, this chant is usually met with looks of incredulity from all within ear-shot of the conversation for its almost mocking tone and condescending manner.
A Theobald Wolfgang enjoys writing and playing football in his/her spare time, but will modestly claim to be useless at both despite the many accolades and praises of his/her peers.
"You got any chewing gum, Mick?
"Yeah man, here." (hands Paul a stick of gum)
"I knew you'd have some, you're such a Theobald Wolfgang."
***
"Man, I got Theobald Wolfganged by Christopher today."
"How so?"
"Well, we were talking about the Leeds-Spurs match and I was all like, 'Man, I can't believe Leeds could beat United but lose to Spurs', and he just started doing the Chop chant at me!"
***
"I was talking to Michelle the other day about 500 Days of Summer."
"That's not an intelligent thing to do, Maria."
"Tell me about it, I got one quote wrong and she essentially quoted the whole film back to me!"
"That's your own fault, you KNOW Michelle's a Theobald Wolfgang."
***
"Jesus, that Alana one really is modest, isn't she?"
"Yeah, I mean those poems she wrote were fantastic, she deserved her merit award from the school, yet still she gave your man, Jack, the award instead."
"Yeah."
(both people sigh)
"That's a Theobald Wolfgang for you."
"Yeah man, here." (hands Paul a stick of gum)
"I knew you'd have some, you're such a Theobald Wolfgang."
***
"Man, I got Theobald Wolfganged by Christopher today."
"How so?"
"Well, we were talking about the Leeds-Spurs match and I was all like, 'Man, I can't believe Leeds could beat United but lose to Spurs', and he just started doing the Chop chant at me!"
***
"I was talking to Michelle the other day about 500 Days of Summer."
"That's not an intelligent thing to do, Maria."
"Tell me about it, I got one quote wrong and she essentially quoted the whole film back to me!"
"That's your own fault, you KNOW Michelle's a Theobald Wolfgang."
***
"Jesus, that Alana one really is modest, isn't she?"
"Yeah, I mean those poems she wrote were fantastic, she deserved her merit award from the school, yet still she gave your man, Jack, the award instead."
"Yeah."
(both people sigh)
"That's a Theobald Wolfgang for you."
by Theobald Wolfgang February 4, 2010
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Origin of the Werewolf Legend
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known as the rape wolf
Origin of the Werewolf Legend
first person to have been said to have been a werewolf was
Peter Stubbe. also might be the origin of peter and the wolf
15th to 17th century, Europe
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Lucian: Sandra shall we fornicate this night?
Sandra: uhhh maybe,tomorrow i have a headache
Lucian: but it's our honey moon!!!
Sandra: good night dear. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz (buzzz buzz buzz buzzz)
Lucian: ahhhh blue ballls hurting...something happening...inside of me
HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thus rape wolf was born seeking vengance on those who gave him blue balls
Sandra: uhhh maybe,tomorrow i have a headache
Lucian: but it's our honey moon!!!
Sandra: good night dear. ZZZZzzzzzzzzzz (buzzz buzz buzz buzzz)
Lucian: ahhhh blue ballls hurting...something happening...inside of me
HOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thus rape wolf was born seeking vengance on those who gave him blue balls
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The game climaxes when the children ask the wolf for the time, and he informs them it is "LUNCHTIME". They will need to run back to the starting position, before the wolf pounces on them and gobbles them up.
The game climaxes when the children ask the wolf for the time, and he informs them it is "LUNCHTIME". They will need to run back to the starting position, before the wolf pounces on them and gobbles them up.
*Children asking, trembling in fear* - "What time is it Mr. Wolf?"
*Wolf* - "Five o'clock children"
*Children move up five steps*
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*Nancy* - "What time is it Mrs. Wolf?"
...
*Wolf* - "Five o'clock children"
*Children move up five steps*
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*Nancy* - "What time is it Mrs. Wolf?"
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