Medical Wank

The act of masturbating to relieve lovers nuts AKA blue balls

I had to have a medical wank after some heavy petting on the second date with Sharon

by Medical Wanker August 21, 2019

Immersive Wank

The act of using noise cancelling headphones to watch pornography while masturbating in order to feel more involved. This can also be levelled up by adding a VR headset.

I had a cheeky immersive wank earlier, it really felt like Cindy was moaning right in front of me; I came so much quicker!

by Cheddar Brie Jealousy December 17, 2019

munchausen wank

To grope the ball bag hard at the base and squeeze the penis tight between thumb and forefinger..... shake it without regard .... fast and hard ...

The man was shaking like a leaf after his munchausen wank experience.

by Nighto77 June 16, 2018

wank the crank

Grammatically correct term for mastrubation. Wank is the verb preceding crank (noun.)

A person " wanks the crank" and not vice versa.

Billy's grandmother nearly fainted when she saw him wank the crank to the nude pygmies in the National Geographic.

by Macsloan October 19, 2019

stamina wank

To masturbate prior to sex thus increasing ones stamina during intercourse

John had not had sex for some time. He better have a stamina wank, or this could be over very quickly indeed

by howard1976 June 7, 2014

posh wank

Where A Man Masturbates Whilst Wearing A Condom.

Henry - "Fuck Did I 'Ave A Good Posh Wank Last Christmas Eve!"

Greg - "You Wanna Be Careful You Dont Snap Your Banjo Cord!"

by Joe Nazmdeh December 28, 2005

wank shaft

Description of the shaft of a penis i.e. the bit that is rubbed during masterbation. Used as an insult likening the victim to the penis.

Give me back my wallet wank shaft!

by Honest John May 8, 2004