Wayne Drops

The rubbery pieces of cum that stay behind in your body hairs after washing with warm water.

I masturbated in the shower and now i have Wayne Drops stuck in my leg hair.

by WayneFromEarth June 9, 2023

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John Wayne

Cryptic name for poo; a homonymous pun: “The Duke”(dook)

“Call Elvis; It smells like John Wayne has been here.”

by UrineOverYourHead June 15, 2023

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Lil wayne

Shot himself in the chest once, makes crappy lyrics, sings while flexing and still is somehow famous.

Lil wayne's not even that good bro...

by Kermit's dad June 28, 2023

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100%-HANDS DOWN-the most amazing, patient, and Loving man you'll ever meet. He will change your life in the best ways possible. If you lose your phone 10 seconds after you just had it, he will lovingly smile and tell you it's in your left hand, and not make you feel stupid about it.

He patiently waits (4 years) for you to finally be ready to love him. All while listening to you you cry about this guy or that guy. And he will never give up on you, even when you're unnecessarily mean to him because you're terrified of letting him in. He still waits patiently.

And when you finally do let him in, you'll suddenly be terrified of losing him-Not knowing how you ever had a life without him before.

But he makes your life INFINITELY better. He's hilarious, so incredibly sweet and charming. A GOD amongst men when it comes to cunnilingus, and a beast in bed!

Me: "I'm going to marry that man, Joshua Wayne, someday!"

by Jay-Mee-Kenobi June 9, 2024

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