valentina

has small penis wanks and listens to his sister get bumbed and is from soviet russia and is a cunt half the time and the other time he is drinking vodka and calls everyone retarded

o man he is a (valentina )

by mr skinny penis April 21, 2018

Valeska

Valeska is a girl who will destroy your life. Don't ever talk to her. She sucks. She ruins ur mental healthand trust issues . Just avoid her at all costs. :)

Hey! Valeska sucks!

by Daisy lolll May 9, 2020

Valensky

Your god above all others

My lord Valensky is superior to Jehu

by TrueUknownAbyss August 21, 2021

Valenshnaga

Valenshnaga is a name which can be use to recognise a very hardworking and diligent person

Someone who never loves or near women

And is well known by his unique way of doing things

That boy is unique he deserves the name Valenshnaga

by Valenshnaga November 24, 2021

Valentine arms

a word appropriately used to describe some one or something that has absolutley massive arms. Commonly found on people who are generally great all rounders.

holy shit dude... check out the branches on that guy. He's definatley got valentine arms

by tinchy09 October 22, 2009

valentinie

1. Anything pertaining to or having to do with Valentine's Day
2. Describing something that reminds a person of Valentine's Day

I have a really cute valentinie outfit that you will love.

by Mr.Alcali January 23, 2010

Valentine Vision

When a girl doesn't have a Valentine cleasely leading up to Valentines Day. Resulting in either two things:
1.) Girl settling for a guy to fill the void of present non-existent Valentine
2.)V-Day Boycotting and pronouncing self-empowerment without a Valentine

Dude the only reason she is with you is because she's got that Valentine Vision

by ThatGGuy22 February 12, 2013