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Twitter goon

People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.

They're friends with other Twitter famous people.

They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.
Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life
by ketamine1 March 6, 2015
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Twitter-malize

Converting apolitical or right-wing people into leftists through exposure into "woke" culture or Twitter leftist culture
Let's Twitter-malize the government so it'd be more progressive!
by woketwitter November 14, 2020
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Twitter Drama

a VERY social media platform where a lot of shet goes down :)
"omg that twitter drama was trending #1 last night"
by 000y_z December 2, 2020
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Twitter Effect

Explanation for a movie to have a shocking drop in the box office returns after one day in theaters. It used to be that it took a full week for word to get out on a film's poor quality, but with social networks now people seeing a film on its opening night can report instantly on the prospects of the title.

First seen with the comedy "Bruno", which had an impressive opening night, but then experience a drop of a stunning 39% on its second day of release. It was explained that word-of-mouth was happening instantly nowadays to explain the stunning loss of audiences. Recently seen with "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World", which had a heavy 25% drop on its second day in release.
The movie opened with an impressive Friday box office and was poised for a successful weekend, but then The Twitter Effect kicked in on Saturday and it is now looking like it could be a bomb.
by Martini Shark September 21, 2010
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Twitter Moment

When something happens or someone says something that is so epic, that you absolutely MUST tweet it on twitter.
IM 1: I broke my shoulder, it was painfu;
IM 1: I mean *painful
IM 2: LMAO! IT WAS SO FUCKING PAIN-FU!
IM 1: Twitter moment lol.
by DictionaryLovah January 22, 2010
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Twitter Plays Snake

an extremely weird ass community for a twitter bot made to play the snake game where everyone is making strategies and naming a fucking virtual snake oh my fucking god go get a fucking life and do something useful instead of complaining about people killing your cummulus of pixels
person1: hey do you know Twitter Plays Snake-
person2: OH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP IM GONNA BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOU WITH A STICK OF RAM
by napstaa967 January 11, 2021
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twitter user @crooke_axel

the cutest, nicest, and best person this world has ever known

ie swear to fucking god if the modse take this down ime gonna fight you
twitter user @crooke_axel is so nice and epic and cute and handsome and
by TheRealDictionary6969 December 6, 2020
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