turtlenet

slow dial up internet access

Ang: Can you housesit for us next week?

Leslie: I would, but I have to do my classes online and would go nutty with your turtlenet.

by Leslie Batta January 2, 2009

Turtle Tattoo

Fucking sexy.

So amazingly sexy your clothes explode.

Guy 1: "Wow, that' girls so turtle tattoo it hurts."
Guy 2: "She's more turtle tattoo than my girlfriend!"

by Batman is sexy April 27, 2009

Turtlerape

the act of a turtle being raped

HOLY SHIT BATMAN I FOUND THE TREASURE!
TIME FOR A CELEBRATORY TURTLERAPE!!

by GaryFUCKINGcoleman July 17, 2009

turtle twat

A vagina so nasty that it might snap off someone's dick like a snapping turtle.

Joe: Mary is looking hot tonight. Imma go talk to her.

Mike: Stay away from her if you care about your dick. I hear she has a turtle twat.

by jaxon88 July 23, 2010

Turtle Hanger

If someone goes for a poop, and do not wip their ass properly, they would have a small poop hanging from their butt.

Andy went to the toilet and left with a turtle hanger

by x Your Mum x August 5, 2011

Turtle maker

A woman so ugly it actually makes your penis retract into your body.

That lady was a turtle maker.

by Pineapple trombone July 2, 2015

Turtle Recall

When you have a Turtles Head coming through, and you hold it for that long that said poo returns back inside of you.

Frank: "Hey are you ok? I noticed you were a bit uncomfortable earlier."
Billy: "Yeah I'm fine now, I had a Turtles head popping out, but then I got Turtle Recall!"

by nickbaz92 March 11, 2016