awkard turtle

Awkard turtle is when your talking to someone and some very odd happens like if you asked someone out and theres a awkard pause thats it!!

You: Hay <insert his or her name>
Person:hows it going good looking
You: Great, Haye will you go out with me?
Long Pause
You: O shit awkard turtle

by Mothkilla March 6, 2009

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turtle tailin

Like prarie doggin, it is when a turd is peeking out of your bunghole, like a turtle's tail coming out of its shell.

"Dude, I need a bathroom."

"Why?"

"Because I'm already turtle tailin it."

by JonnyCakes August 19, 2007

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Codeword Turtle

When you tell your boyfriend you want sex without actually saying sex around other people you may or may not know.

Frankii: Codeword Turtle!
Jonno: Ok lets go you sexy thang!
Old Lady: Ohhhh Turtles are nice, I wonder why they're talking about them.

by Frankenpube November 15, 2009

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the turtle and the hare

A sex position in which one partner tries cum exceptionally quickly, but takes a break until the other partner cums first.

Amanda is so nice because she does the turtle and the hare with Jake, giving him as much time as he needs.

by Hero of Ideals January 8, 2015

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Turtle-Tip

To brag (or 1-Up) in a reflexive and annoyingly rapid-fire manner.

Do not invite Eric to any of my parties because he will turtle-tip about his most recent trip or promotion or raise or how otherwise perfectly ideal his life is, and I will want GAME OVER.

Penelope is such a Turtle-Tipper! She can't stand to hear someone else get a compliment without chiming in to brag about how her experience is at least slightly better. Princess had the right idea by constantly being in another castle!

by GoGoGoRoVo May 1, 2014

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