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Tristan-sexual

Since Tristan is just the sexiest guy in the world, he deserves his own sexuality. A tristan-sexual is anyone who is overly obsessed with the thought of Tristan's enormous cock pulsing and filling their insides with his hot steamy load, causing their insides to burst.
" I'm a Tristan-Sexual and I just can't wait to be filled by the Big T.
by Bleepisboy442 December 23, 2025
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Donald Tristan Gatheright

A whole bitch. This nigga will hit you with anything he can or fuck with you anyway possible. His snap score is retarded, he pulls no hoes. But that nigga funny
That nigga Donald Tristan Gatheright got rejected.
by Nathan Alzubi November 7, 2019
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Dirty Tristram

Sucking a dick until it cums in your mouth and without spilling any give a rim job
by R0CKHARD April 16, 2020
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dirty tristram

Is when an seemingly innocent person shows their true sexual nature by making a straight man think they are gay and then start a marriage orgy
Dude I though he was just a innocent man but then he ended up doing a dirty Tristram
by QueenNigga8963 April 16, 2020
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The Tristan Song

Ahahahahahahahahahahaha oh! You stupid bitch that hilarious!
Hym "Ahahahahahaha! You beautiful bastard! Ouch my side actually hurts from laughing so hard! I just saw the Tristan song and I would give you a full pardon for that shit! Ha!"
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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The tristan nipple

When your partner inserts their erect nipple into your ear canal then lets you suck the resulting earwax off of it.
My girlfriend gave me the tristan nipple! It tasted like swiss cheese!
by Steeevee April 9, 2025
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papa de tristan

papa de tristan is leaving because there is no more milk
by lepapadetristanestpasla June 16, 2022
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