Jams on Toast

Basically anything brilliant. Especially if it's to do with trampolines, fruit and vegetables, tents, or fun in general.
The s was added onto the end of jam in honour of the comedy legend Jim Jams.

"Hey, how was your little camping trip in your boss' garden?"
"Jams on Toast"

by Jesse Banana December 31, 2008

Melvin Milk Toast

A skinny whimp. can be used to either insult or describe someone.

"That Johnson boy sure is a Melvin Milk Toast"

"You can't curl 20lbs? wow, you are a melvin milk toast aren't you?"

by Ralph Littlefield February 22, 2009

toast nar nar

when somethings so extreme and epic to the point of skeeting your jeans in public.

that trick was so toast nar nar, that i prematurely ejaculated in my jorts

by SIckJoke January 25, 2009

French Toast Syndrome

The event that occurs when there is forecast of a storm of any kind, and everyone goes out and buys "the staples": eggs, milk, and bread, common ingredients in french toast.

Dude, Sue Simmons just announced that there was going to be 6 inches of snow, and my mom went out and got French Toast Syndrome.

by t. sofia January 12, 2009

wet toast party

a party involving male (usually gay) who all ejaculate onto a piece of toast. Whoever shoots the smallest load has to eat it.

Scotty B had to dine on the wet toast last night, that faggot.

by Ted McCall May 3, 2004

toasted egg-bread

A redefinition of french toast to emphasize the it is, in fact, an egg-based dish.

This morning I let my bread soak in a whole lot of egg, and then toasted it on a skillet, thereby creating toasted egg-bread.

by serunato September 5, 2009

hee hee toast

A phrase used to break an awkward silence. It can also be used at random times. If someone asks you something and you don't know the answer, say hee hee toast! Also, if you're texting someone,and you can't get a conversation going, just say hee hee toast.

None of your friends are saying anything. Its getting awkward. You: hee hee toast!

Your friends are talking, and won't let you in. So you butt in and say:
Hee hee toast!

Your friend asks you the answer to #4 in math. You don't know it, so you pause a second, pretend to think, and say: hee hee toast!

You're texting your friend.
You: hi
Your friend: hi
You: wassup
Your friend: nothing
If they won't say anything else,say hee hee toast!

by alanna jackson April 1, 2009