Net Zombie

1. An internet users that dedicates too much time to web browsing or viewing entertainment online that has little to no educational value or personal benefit.

2. A individual bordering on internet addiction. (Not a clinical definition)

Steve: "Dude! You wouldn't believe what I found on engadget!"
Mark: Haven't you been on for the past 5 hours?
Steve: ...Yeah why?
Mark: You need to chill. You're turning into a net zombie.

by Mr. Bowes October 19, 2011

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Zombie chew

This is used when a person of any sex had offered to give oral. When performing the oral, the receiver is unable to be erect, causing it to lump and lifeless. “Dead meat” This is also known as the lollie.

Jess -“what did you do with him last night?”
Vanessa-“I went down on him, but he drank too much. So I gave him a zombie chew”

by Caldaddy May 10, 2020

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Zombie Wrangler

A production assistant on a zombie film whose primary responsibility is to keep tabs on the zombie extras. The job is similar to that of an animal wrangler on a film set. Production assistant(s) charged with this responsibility should receive specific credit as Zombie Wranglers. Zombie Wranglers have been specifically credited at the conclusion of at least one zombie film, Zombie Bloodbath (1993).

He worked as a Zombie Wrangler in that film.

by Travelingmankc October 27, 2015

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Zombie fucker

A guy who fucks zombies instead of killing them. There are no living zombie fuckers left, they're a dying breed.

DJ Chalkboard Felix was one of the most notorious zombie fuckers around.

by Solid Mantis June 15, 2018

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zombie flyer

A flyer for an event that has long passed but is still posted. Usually happens on a college campus or in college dorms.

"Dude, did you see that there is a welcome event for freshmen at the coffee house on Friday?"

"It is March. That's a zombie flyer for an event back in August."

by John the RD March 12, 2014

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