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stone nips

A person with stone hard nips. It usually happens when you're cold or after working out your upper body. This is in a way similar to the phrase "turning on the headlights".
That guy got some stone nips after doing some bench presses.
by Reliable_Source October 8, 2013
mugGet the stone nipsmug.

drop stone

by Guitargijoe October 25, 2017
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Power stone

The first stone Thanos collected, the power stone gives you amplified strength and can shoot a beam that stuns your enemies. This stone can't be held by a human unlike the soul stone.
The power stone used to be owned by nova
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Tennessean Stone

Trying to ejaculated while passing a kidney stone, creating a bloody semen mixture.
I was passing a Tennessean Stone last night.
by CrispyCris12035 October 16, 2021
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Stone Sleep

That sleep when you're high as fuck and having the sickest dreams of your life.
Dad: "Jimmy I know you smoked last night"
Jimmy: "What? How did you know?"
Dad: "...Well I came into your room to tell you I was home, and then I couldn't wake you up. Looked like you were having some pretty good dreams. That's stone sleep for ya"
by alexfromtarget November 12, 2014
mugGet the Stone Sleepmug.

internet stoned

When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:

-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).
Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK

Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.
by Thatguywith2020vision June 23, 2011
mugGet the internet stonedmug.

carter stone

CARTER STONE IS A FAKE MUSLIM. WE DONT LIKE CARTER BECAUSE HE IS FAKE AND A LIAR. NO ONE LIKES CARTER STONE
by jafarwantsclout December 7, 2019
mugGet the carter stonemug.

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