Harden Garden

The process pleasuring yourself with a garden variety salad and adding you own special sauce

I went to the salad bar to give myself the old Harden Garden

by Thatoneubergæguy December 13, 2019

watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden

by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019

Sea Garden

A decorative garden containing contents obtained from the sea and/or beach such as dead coral, shells, driftwood, and/or plants.

My neighbor has a pretty looking sea garden outside on her front porch.

by huneriscool17 March 7, 2022

weed the garden

To surreptitiously plant marijuana seedlings in among da "legitimate" crops dat someone is growing in their back yard, and dat they have entrusted you to tend by pulling up any foreign/wild greenery dat would sap nutrients and overgrow da soil.

Elderly housewives should be wary of younger folks who come around eagerly offering to "weed the garden"... rather than merely wanting to help out, they may actually be wishing to disguise their pot-growing endeavors by cultivating said illegals in seemingly "innocent" cultivation-plots where da DEA would presumably never look --- to these delinquents' conniving minds, who's gonna suspect a sweet little old lady who's just out tending her flowers???

by QuacksO November 24, 2022

The Garden

The best fucking gifting shop in Washington, D.C. Superior service to its clients, the place the garden itself has a really dope vibe. A must see!

I went to the garden and I was gifted…..

by WorldClassStoner November 23, 2021

The Garden Gnome

A random ass man who lives inside high schools. He appears in the piggies science lab and then the second you turn around, bam! hes gone. Nobody knows where he goes and he has the ability to teleport anywhere in the high school he wants to. That’s how he earned his name the garden gnome. He always creeps out, Thomas T and Vasili C in the piggery science lab.

“Oh look, there’s the garden gnome. he just went in the secret sacred dwarf room.”

by Thegnomepigg October 8, 2025

Jimmy garden

Jimmy also known as Jamie is a stunning sexy man w his lickable 6 pack. He is a very nice (totally not awkward) being. He also has rumours of having a 89.56739210 dong

Guy 1: ‘‘Hey that guy over there is pretty non jimmy garden’s’.

Guy 2: ‘’I know right he’s so cool’’.

by Oscar female August 2, 2021