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Egg in Sock

Visually describes the shape and motion of an unfortunate young lady or many old lady's breasts, where the mass of the breast hangs nauseatingly low and the ideally round sides of the breast are strained, in an overall tear-drop shape.

Basically, the titty just looks like someone dropped an egg in a long-ass tube sock.
"Grandpa left her years ago. Apparently her once proud jubblies were now all egg in sock."
by NotaUDKev June 9, 2009
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lucky sock

A lucky sock is what you use to clean up all the cum you got everywhere, you fucking messy shit
"Shit! I gotta go find my lucky sock and fix this!"
by Salami Toast March 17, 2017
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Cummy Socks

Cummy Socks are the socks a man has ejaculated in during masturbation.
On his way to work, the crusty sensation on Joey's foot made him realize he accidentally put on his Cummy Socks.
by Joey Cleansocks December 1, 2011
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Sociopathic sock

Someone who is good at making shitpost and also is a god gamer.
by Microwaveman69 March 22, 2021
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White socks

Best when they are dirty and smelly. Footfetish people will love the sight of dirty white socks
I saw my classmates dirty white socks and Got a big boner
by Dirty white socks November 10, 2019
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Socks lesbian

A particularly frumpy, average-looking Irish woman in her 30s or 40s. Usually has a fondness for wearing faded t-shirts featuring logos of bygone music festivals, ill-fitting boot-cut jeans and hoodies. Tends to drink pints of Guinness and eat copious amounts of processed pork products. Alongside the staple music of choice, The Saw Doctors, the typical socks lesbian also listens to middle-of-the-road music such as Coldplay, Ed Sheeran, The Eagles etc.
Tom: Jesus! There's a serious smell of ham and Guinness farts in here!
Gerry: Yeah, sure the Saw Doctors are playing tonight. The place is full of socks lesbians!
by Cabage_master November 20, 2018
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Plop sock

When your friend send you a picture of his penis in a sock.
Dude AJ gave me a plop sock last night and now I’m uncomfortable and aroused.
by KingFen July 19, 2018
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